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Does cotton candy melt in your mouth?

Thats white russian

You smoke sour diesal for a while and other stuff and

then you open your jar of white russian and smell it and your knees start quakeing...

So you roll a small WR joint.

after you just smoked one an hour ago and you still can't find your pants after the bathtub experience.

For taste and high and mellow ness WR is #1 on my list

its thundering outside and i'm anxious to go out and see it and not be typing this.

i lost my connection earlier

ok I just happen to have an empty bowl and some white russian .

sniffs bud

oops .. puts tv on pause

ok. I've been smoking a joint already and drinking about 7 or 9 beers and working on my deck. and i'm in my stafford essentials.

Opens mason jar. sniffs> aroma overwhelming sweetness.


Ok I break out a couple buds and let them dry out some and aerate. I pick up one and tease it apart.

FrOoTy FLaVoRS overwhelm me with bouquets of aroma's.

My mind goes numb with the fine smoke. Perfect cure.

I tease a few buds apart and I smell a deep rich grape odor bordering on...burley? My Grandpas Redman chewing tobacco pouch when he'd first open it.

I love that smell . white russian is the best . but i'm prejudiced.

so anyway .. puts some in bowl.
mellow mellow mellow mellow.

ok im stoned and this biker movie is kicking cop cars and trying to take their town back and

Ok this is smoke report for aged White Russian. Stored in freezer in Mason jars.

Opens mason jar .. cold air escapes. vapors vaguely vaporize.

rich aroma of .. sweet tooth??? is that you?.. fruity... something deeper and richer .

a dark rich grape grown to the point of rotting. Cut and aged properly.

Chemo and White Russian go in my 2 and 3 spots for sure.

Smells so fruity and the buzz i mellow.

The buds are not hugh just average but dynamite.
+

any one else want to go on an expedition to the inner reaches of the mind?

Ok I'm going to open a frozen mason jar of White Russian. Hopefully, properly aged .

ok. Takes deep breath. Exhales.

Ok I have to get up and go to the refrigerator.

twists off ring

puts thumb on lid and it gots pop when it pops off

fruity blueberrys huckleberrys black raspberrys
stawberry jam and leather

y3p i said and leather. a mature wine. I think I'm in love.

wow. white russian is my #1 love

So Chemo makes #2 not for lack of high but for lack of flavor and high.

Don't count chemo out I crossed a nice stout guy and havnt tested the seeds yet.

so whos in third?
Kush? or Sour Cream? or Warlock?

or does Chemo lose its 2nd place?

stay tuned and remember kids!

Remind your parents to buy lots of orange juice.
And kids remember! To look underneath of each empty orange juice bottle you drink for the secrete message.

Don't worry if you don't see it the first time. Keep looking and one day you may be the lucky one.

So much trimming and so few scissors.

WR X WR the fast flowering male and fast large bud flowering female

Collecting the babies of course.

Smells wonderful . Ok it smelled wonderful when I first cut it for drying. Now it smells a little dry. I have let it set out for couple hours. This morning it was to wet. Only 3rd day of drying. Have to turn it couple times daily still. Two more days might be ready for sweating in a jar.

Puts a plastic bag over bowl of WRXWR for a while to sweat them buds a litle more.

The WR x WR is just dry enough now for a taste test. Hold your breath.

gets high from the dangerous fumes evaporating from the potency of this bud.

Takes anothe sniff of the high velocity thc wafting from inside the mason jar.

Ok calm down .. relax.

Take deep breath.

readches for jar to sniff again and knocks bong over
oops

uh.. sorry .. uh .. heres your ice cubes ..

"Thanks."

Takes some WR x WR and checks for seeds. Sticks in pipe.

ensures his pistol safety is on

examines perimeter.

"FIRE In The Whole!"

elevator floor falls out from underneath you

White Russian is hard to grow. Spider mites love it for some reason. I have several strains all together and no problem. The W R are eaten alive but the buds are amazing in smell. Yes these plants have been stress tested. They are the last of my first lovliest White Russian mother #60 Wonderful girl but the clones tend be less robust the older they get. Plus the susceptibility to pests. Lets see what happens. They smell from 3 or 4 feet away at this size.

Trying to get picture.

FLASHBACK ATTACK WHILE WATCHING VIETNAM HD

AFTER WATCHING JIMI HENDRIX LIVE AT WOODSTOCK FOR FIRST TIME DISC 1

ok i had a flashback and I remember having one but I don't remember now what it was about.

Its was freaky. i remember that.

*later EDIT: Looking back from years of self therapy I think I was anally penetrated by alien beings for obtruse reasons.

Go to my new experiment at dividing a room in light half using black plastic

HOW TO CREATE A SIMPLE LIGHT TRAP

from black plastic and making a few round corners square.

ok the pictures didn't turn out very clear.

but heres one or 2.

crystales are blurried but overwhelming smell

The AK helps tame that weird WW flavor.

you can see the spider mite damage on the leaves in the first one easiest.

The globules of fragrant oil I will try to post later this is spider mite damage for white russian.

i wonder,
when you got in bug problem

sticking another potted plant in their that the bugs find tastier
so while your killing them
at least youve herded them off

is there such a thing?

bentech wrote:i wonder,
when you got in bug problem

sticking another potted plant in their that the bugs find tastier
so while your killing them
at least youve herded them off

is there such a thing?

I find for me my best pest control is winter. Storage means cool temps for mothers and any bugs. Difficult for some plants. My white russian mum is withering.

hibernation. or if you could get your money back turn on the hydro and grow

I just cant smoke it all myself

so I just grow for my own pain

Yeah its called planting one step ahead.

Them mites are swarming on the plants usually when they are most mature.. time to muliply

So while they are eating on the green leaves of the plants that are about to mature and your going to harvest you have another set of plants ready to come in and replace them. So basically your letting the spider mites and bugs eat all the leaves off your plants for you so you don't have to trim them.

Good part about that is there is no known state or federal law requireing you to pay bugs for work so its basically free labor .

doh?

Stupid women man

Wait a minute she was polish

Nevermind

I think its a genetic scent attracks them but i'm not a scientist nor have I played one on tv.

Over the years I've had other plants around them and yeah like the White Russian better fer eaten on.

Ok you talked me into lets dig out some aged white russian. see how its aged and tastes.

brb

ok are we lucky or not? I only got vacuumn sealed jars. I picked one in front and lets pop that top off?

No ok lets not then.

OOps .. it sorta ummph uh ouch pushing up on the lid with my fingers aint working .. presses hard with right thumb which goes numb

trys to use the round handle of a big toe nail clipper.. shit fuck crap ouch .. huts thumb and hand when it slips.

Finally gives up and decides to try it the right way and gets up off ass and goes and gets a teaspoon and runs it up along edge and pop goes the weasal.

Uhoh smelling it i'm not overwhelmed cleans out buku from bowl.

first impressions
lenim

lavender

uh uh uh uh ok great party huh and

uh uh i'm turning off cartoon channel

ok no im not the cat has a squirt gun pointed at my head loaded with um .. stupid cats Man I have a problem sign languaging and understanding cats cuz they ain't got but them little paws. When I stick my thumb up for one of them fingers it just goes whacko on me.

Ok I guess I'm not practicing something good enough or something.

ok wow i spaced out for like wow i like spaced out for like wow

I've lost track of time

Should I smoke some more White Russian aged

with amazing power to cause you to go

Am I losing my mind one more time?

Love is available.

And its Free.

OK little boys and little girls. Here is one answer to how long can you store it. I drug (is that a bad word) this baby out at back of freezer. Notorius to not maintain flavor lets see what it does frozen 2? years later. I'm going to taste test it first and fer shur fix a tea. I'm feeling high minded today.

ok Lets BEST WAY TO TASTE TEST BUD IS WITH A JOINT.

. brb......

I'm doing several things at once. One of them is cooking spaghetti.

Last time I tried this I messed up a quarter ounce of Kosher Kush bud.

ok pour vodka into a small hot 1 cup vessel on stove. allow to warm slowly.. patience is a virtue.

Trust me on that one so you don't have to find out for yourself.

The idea is to WARM the alcohol to warm the THC in the buds to absorb it so you soak it for about 20 minutes .. You can eat the bud if you don't like squishing out the alcohol and THC. The reason you can't eat bud raw and get high is due to 2 things. 1. Marijuana has spikey things on it so if you eat it raw they scrape around etc. Cooking softens them.

2. Warming without evaporating the THC or burning off the THC is required.

So warming it and letting it soak for 20 minutes. Should allow you to strain and or eat your concoctions. *

You want the vodka to cover the top of the bud. So depending on how much bud you put in depends on how much vodka you use.

As to dosage imagine a joint of the bud you put in. How much of close to 100% of that THC could you smoke and wait 20 minutes later and not go to sleep cause your so fucked up?

I look at 1/3 joint per cup as drink and wait 20 minutes.

Anyway, lets test out this old White Russian see if it has any kick.

Im going Half a joint per cup because I have some tolerance.



*Predated ice age murders are not in the scope of this investigation.

DrAT! iT! I keep trying to roll a joint and that stupid fan overhead keeps blowing everything away!
EEERRRDGGGG !

Breaking a perfectly good guitar.

drinking a 1/3 joint equivalent now... Wait 20 minutes for digestive system to begin processing.

16:03

still trying to roll that joint lol

Ok to keep journalistic integrity as separated as possible I have to confess I may be biased. I've been smoking some romulan and drinking couple budweisers lol.

Day off. and I moved my plants out of the basement and out on my deck... Still have to water them after these pics. Still a work in process.

YELLS OUT TO DECK: "WATERS! COMIN' BABIES!> Be right ThAR~"

Ok, here goes. smells "ancient" bud..

dry first with sniff of oils inside.... squeeze slightly..

vigorose twist?

almost spicy with mangO?

Ok old bud joint taste test.

Ok where did the joint go?

Ok ready.. watered half of plants refilling water buckets and fertilizing with 11 35 15

uh I found that joint I was gonna do a review on and I sat down here now I lost it again.. Gotta run water is runninng .. crap.

Ok found it. Turned off the fan.. Let's light up and go.

....

puffs out initial toke.

tokes slowly and deeply into initial draw.

second toke

a sedimentary rock pervades the mind throne down to its base. Like a fog settling slowly.

taste and smell as smoke wafts around my nose is wonderful. No friuty tastes of course flavoroids don't last so long.

A perfect toke still smooth and like a fine cigar.

I have smoked 1/3 of it but I have to go finish watering my new cross border illegal aliens now living on my back deck.

Talk about planning for emergency shelter and stuff? We are talking my back door.

Whoa... I think tthe first vodka/THC juice just kicked in or maybe that was the 2nd shot? Ok apparetntly I have no more shots left.

Some one and I'm not accusing anyone until all the conclusive evidence is in and everything is conclusive before we hang someone and find maybe he was innocent..

Hey buds I'm so mellowed out I can't remember what I was going to say?

lol

oh yeah I have to go back and post these pictures into each post somehow. LOL.. sighs and takes a deep breath of an invisible gas and exhales another invisible gas stripped of needed atoms electrons and quarks and other things. Hey you help me in my orbit.. bud I know your jupiter is gassy so fart away..

Woops! He inhaled with some molecules missing DENY HIM/HER.

WUT IS DIS ANGRY DARK FIELD SEEKING TO EXPAND AND DESTROY US

i did not steal your shoe sir!

they were sandals and I specifically intended to return them if they didn't fit right and get a refund or exchange. Soory, I lost my receipt in all the excitement.

Ok since I get get all questions are how could I MadMoonMan screw up?

Ok I'm going to admit it.. last? time once upon a time maybe? I did this I stewed the vegetables and poured off the juice down the drain into the sink.

I'm like "wow man no way I can get that back."

Ok I can't be the first one.

Left holding a chunk worth less than chump change.

pours strained remainders in iced beer.

"Lisa are my pants on"

MadMoonMan wrote:Ok since I get get all questions are how could I MadMoonMan screw up?

Ok I'm going to admit it.. last? time once upon a time maybe? I did this I stewed the vegetables and poured off the juice down the drain into the sink.

I'm like "wow man no way I can get that back."

Ok I can't be the first one.

No problem . Just get a sink with a trap door.

uh oh he he he he he ,.. I think I sipped a leetle tew much tea.

Oh me.. gives crooked laugh and goes water rest of the stressed babies.

I had a joint around here some where I was taste testing but I think some one smoked it.

Looks around the room. Suspiciously.

um never mind someone left it in the kitchen.

Looks around the room. Suspiciously.

Msg sent to you from future time.

Dont eat the stems..

msgsentfromsomeimaginaryfuture ipone.

Universal rebound comes around to ensure equilibrium

fights against it.. don't fall for it.
cough

straps last part of rope around balls.

If I'm going down.

My urinary tract is going with me.

gulps looking down over precipice

Wow.. cool man.. apparently my time machine worked.

I didn't eat the stem in the marijuana bud and get a punctured intestinal wall and die of septic something or other.


Amazing..

Not eating the stem can change time that way.

Try posting that on your twitter you twitters.

dont eat the stems,
just chew em

Ooops.. we have a bigger problem those are not white russian pictures but I'm smoking White Russian so that could explain the confusion.

Those who are breeders and non breeders might find a fascinating group picture of Chemo F2 grow with varying phenotypes on display.

picture to come ... ( nightimenow)

Mowing grass all day. Smoking WR getting down to last of it.. Where is my remote conrol device?

urinates on nearest electric fence.

ak 47 -check
ww -check
wr -body check


chemo is for more than 15 years on my list

Varied Phenos of Chemo X Chemo F2's

First an early harvest of Kosher Kush for viewer pleasure.

Lets see this is a trick right? There's a big bud hidden somewhere around here?

Otay Brought to you by no popular demand is "Crazy Varied Chemo F2 Phenotypes.

Hopefully 3 more weeks to go before frost.

Those little short guys grew that way no limb trimming or topping.

Great.. now this is no longer a White Russian thread lol

Chemo x Chemo

a before

An After:

A perspective

These are the early birds still days to go and have pics of fall indoor grow just need time to find to post them

back to trimming

Oh my gosh man I'm still trapped in this time warp lol.; e? This could be bad or good. How can you put a brake on it?

loads up on hot dogs and canned wiener sauce.

mustard

dried buns

dried onions

dried pota to chips

you po ta toe me to ma ta.

Mate

get your Universal death insurance policy now. Why wait until the end to insure yourself?

We do it cheaply for YOU! Now at lowered prices because we like to take the some of the money we took from other people and give a little taste of of it to YOU! so YOU! share and we skim the rest.

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anothe guy yells... "mY BAALLS Man! Can an AM BU LAnCE My BAALLLS Man... Ones Hangling loSE>

another guy is yelling "PARRRR TAY! WOOT!.. MAGNoVOX man. "

Crowd starts yelling,,, and waving hands in the air rhythmically

"We can do the ..

EDITED TO BE EXPLored

songs about torn out hanging balls are difficult to write and be funny about.

I'm torn here how to write it.

*Ok I've de c ided to draw a line here at writing a funny song about anyone getting de balled or semi de balled and a bloody testicle hanging down and all the crowds start cheering.

As the final stage of the contest begins

All smoke tests were performed by smoking tester. Accredited by the National Agencies of Accredidation of Smoke Testers Association or NAASTA for short with those of you who know us and give billions of dollars of appreciation cash gifts every year.

YOU TOO! Pointing at you reading this now can also contribute to us even moe billions of dollars joining your fellow humanitarians and not being stingy assholes who hate people and the government and want to be inspected by the IRS ..

?We are the government and we want your money one way or another.

Give it to us freely

or we just take it.

You will do as you are told whether you like it or not.

Not bad, m cubed, not bad. I grew a number of Chemo crosses The Mole made way back when--most with his yield bomb Uranium Cranium, and most kicked some ass even grown guerrilla. Anyone remember a Lemon Chemo? That was my favorite. Sure, it was a pretty sedative indica dom, but it smelled like Lemon Pledge and grew donkey dicks--what's not to love?

I've been wanting to try some of the lemon genotype but have had chance time etc.

I just recently ran across the cheese and found it really interesting.

I stay away from hazes. I know how difficult they are to grow. dealt with them learning.in closets.

doing burmese kush this year

for me and my medical needs friends

don't take d rugs boys and girls

medical prescripstions from doctors

the side effects are worse than your ailment

we are all chemically different

no one is all alike there is no one pill fits all

cure your ass

the government gets you dependent the

doctors and pharmacists and druggists get you dependent

drugs are bad boys and girls

chemicals in your body

"OH MY GOSH! woman begins pretending to tear her hair out of her head appears frantically clawing away! "GARGH! " she screams.

marijauana is not included in depriving you of thinking

does not DULL the mind

like now we learn ?

accederin? excederine/ aspirn?

i try not to take them

I'd rather have access to a joint of marijuana than even take an excederin for my headache?

All you need is an Excedrin for your headache from work. Driving in Traffic. Living your life?

Excedrin is there.

... P f (uncapitalized) I never trusted those drugs

like fighting the ocean waves.

the more you resist them the stronger you get

immunize your ass

with

uh oh

i just ran into an un immunegized atom and I'm immunized

whats that?

In the long run are we saving people..... opening up a lifeboat

Its the world we are in

how can we allow anyone locked out in the sahara to escape

new world order.

as the Bible says adapt to mammon.

Another confusing passages Atheits miss because they don't understand it.

"When in Rome you do as the Romans do."

Fill the bowl with George DeMohrenschildt. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Get it. White Russian / DeMohrenschildt . Get it.

Oh never mind.

I would make a Black Russian joke here but

since Stalin kinda kept them out.

Few would understand it.

MadMoonMan wrote:Oh my gosh man I'm still trapped in this time warp lol.; e? This could be bad or good. How can you put a brake on it?

loads up on hot dogs and canned wiener sauce.

mustard

dried buns

dried onions

dried pota to chips

you po ta toe me to ma ta.

Mate

oh shoot.. I originally said Oh ! Shit! but edited it for keeping the true offensive verbiage out .. sorry wrong way to go... Truth.

Lets talk TRUTH

Justice

Righteousnes

Rule #1 for Righteousness is CHOP UP LITTLE KIDS

RIGHT?

no

Righteousnes is loving Justice and Truth

And taking off the heads of child murderers and rapists evil Islam

zzOOPs oh kayh this is not the .. ok which trhead is this hey im snow bound been .. uh chopping and carrying wood in all day yeah and uh .. Caroline? ok lol uh Wow nice uh bad uh wow that stock market man yeah uh..

Rereading that I have to add that I was not drinking nor smoking anything White Russian at the time of those posts.

Tho. Vodka and Orange Juice is er almost maybe.. lol VODKA is Russsian so thats close.

and uh ok Smoking Pineapple Express I belive but l.. hey its weed right?

so russian vodka plus weed is close to Pure White Russian as we gots white boys!

Soz we taking over the downgraded neighborhood. You don't like the pRO Duct bitch step to the curb. You know you aint got no neighbors.

do you buy your juice in the can?

I get it it in a sugary plastic container says LOCAL BRAND LEMONADE MIX. 1 cap per quart.

but then sometimes just for joy of it I add a tablespoon of Grannys Joy Juice.

ADD: lots of ice cubes

ok and yes but only to tame it all down 3 shots of vodka .

Trimming ... trimming over the ocean seas.

Keep on trimming.. sticky as fingers can be.

Trimming Trimming over the sticky seas

Smelly fingers as Stinky as can be.

Burmese Kush grow.

need more trimmers.... brainzzz we need more brainzz send more trimmers.

garrhhh!!!

but mommy I don't want to go back down stairs again.

There are so many

Ok I have a new edition to this enterprise. That deck where I grew that white russian in Peru is now a new experiment with heat reducing cloth. Trying to keep deck cool. Still to early to tell if will work. Pictures may or may not follow depending on how fast the destruction of the earth will occur due to Rampant Climate Change.

I have my aluminum hat currently on in case of asteroids.

Ok I surrender. What does this have to do with White russian.. Wellllll.. I'm not growing WR out on the outside deck with the pics to follow but I am growing it inside and intend to cross a male if I get one with my Kosher Kush.

Can't get seeds so must learn to make my own.

Have some WR seeds from the way back machine.

Don't have to have seeds since Not enough room now with clones waiting in line.

Still have some old warlock..... Chemo ....

Trying some new Burmese Kush seeds ... they suck.... 4 out of 10 germinated and those 4 are puny and slow to grow.

The last Kosher Kush seeds I grew did 18 out of 18

You find a strain you like hopefully eventually, then you stick with it.

I think Kosher Kush has a balance of couch lock versus intelligent stupidity as close to perfect as possible.

Hard to mess with near perfection.

Thats why I threw those anal plugs I bought on Amazon away.

Nothing wrong with all those great stains... Warlock, Chemo, Romulan, Blockhead ... so many afraid to miss one.

useful thread

I grew out the White Russian seeds. Got the males did the crosses and had and still have some of the the cured bud. IT IS AMAZING.

everyone different but it amazes me everytime I smoke WR Im happy and love it.

Lets do a current sample? I save the little I have or especial occasions.

BrB,

When I open the curing jar I smell?


the earth

breaks up bud more earthy

rich dark earthy

i'm so exhilirated I snort out my nose and my rolling paper goes flying away

I catch it in mid air... you ain't goin' no where come back here.

ok grind it . up and roll it.

ok it took a while had to wait for joint to dry right? so I rolled up 3. Not that I'm going to smoke them all now but had nothing else to do while waiting lol.

ok.. lets fire it up.

Ok whooo stole my lighter?

first impression... cant taste anthing

.. 2nd toke..

btw still haven't found my stolen lighter.

no noticeable terpenes but a rich dark flavor.. smooth

but does it bring peace and love to the earth?

lol I sure feel peaceful and loving.. whoo
its slowly sweeping over me.

I feel like singing.

uh oh my dancing bones are virbrating?

Again this is a very enlightening and joyful beautiful bud.