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Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:39 am
aliens are here, they've always been here. they have bases underground, underwater, on the moon, Mars, etc. they work with our shadow government and secret space force, with agreements/permission to abduct and experiment on our people, as long as they avoid revealing themselves to the general population or upsetting our petro-chemical-energy-$$$ applecart. most ufo sightings, including tic-tacs, are of our own secret space force vehicles. religions are and have always been just a means to control and pacify the masses, who don't need to know about any of the other stuff.
Why do they need to abduct people Munchy? They're advanced beings who arrived from another star system and probably have portable scanners that can tell them everything they need to know. They are so advanced, they don't need to conduct experiments on people to know the outcomes.

They're so advanced, they could share the secrets of renewable energy and not give a shit about our oil. They didn't need oil to get here.

And why would such an advanced race need to work with human governments? They could do whatever they liked!

The evolutionary chasm between humans and aliens advanced enough to conduct life-time inter-stellar travel is so vast, it would be like you, Munchy, working with a colony of dung beetles ensuring they have enough dung to keep them occupied so that you can capture and experiment on their dung beetle friends simply to tell you what you already know about dung beetles. Or maybe you just want to have sex with them, because it's every alien's fantasy to have sex with a dung beetle. Or a human. You know, whatever.

Can you imagine a civilisation so advanced that it is everyone's life's ambition to travel half-way across the universe to party with a colony of dung beetles?

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I give the aliens a bit more credit.
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whatever. :rolleyes:
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Oh sure we've known about the aliens since 1953 since 'Childhoods End'.

The aliens are our Overlords.

They are tasked with watching over us as we evolve into a transdimensional existence. The overlords are our inferiors in that they're never able to move on despite their high-tech.

The reason the overlords donn't want themselves revealed cuz Humanity would come to realize that the stars are closed to them forever. A cruel unacceptable blow to many.

With their advanced Tech why would they need us? If you can cross Interstellar distances they would only need one small sample of DNA to clone a billion variations of humans. Unless they're into it just for the anal probing.


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we're like a zoo, and the aliens have rules to follow, or break...

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Munchy wrote:
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we're like a zoo, and the aliens have rules to follow, or break...

That I can believe! We are like a zoo. A crazy fucked-up zoo with no cages where we get to kill all the other animals and eat them. Or just kill them for the fun. :frown:

You know, it wouldn't surprise me if half the aliens were down with exploiting us like that whilst the other half were pittying us but still doing fuck-all to intervene. You know, much like humans.
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OK, CIA psychics closed their eyes and travelled sub-consciously to a mountain in Alaska where they looked inside the mountain only to discover an alien base on earth. I got that far. But, sadly, I couldn't continue because my sub-conscious wouldn't let me. Because I'm sane.
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your eyes are useless, when your mind is blind :rolleyes:

and you missed the part about Australia :wink:
this show always features a de-bunking session at the end :toker1:

but sadly you'll miss all that with your head stuck in the sand. :frown:
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I went down the YouTube rabbit hole and ended up watching a cool documentary about Switzerland and guns vs the US.



When the aliens invade, we'll need lots of guns.

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