bar fight

[ben ttech]

ive told this story before
and im a super fuck up and cant figure how to start a or search an old

bar fight

my one

so i go to out to a night at this hot spot
fucking hopping place
my friend works with this guys in a band
turns out it was incubus

anyway there were hundreds and they were chilling it there was a pool table
i shoot a mean game

and a board you signed your name in chalk get your turn

so im chilling waiting my turn and this fuck of a runt causing shit
and hes got this guy backing him up
and i mean a real shit
him and his bruider
pushed several people around in front of us all

evil fucker
and he goes over and wipes my name off the chaulk board

fucker

i march over
fuck you dude

and its a packed room
he pushes the guy just standing to my right
and then he sucker punches me

i dont where i got it in me to responded but in an intance
i turned the mostly drunk corona bottle over and i got a full swing and brought it down on his nose

instantly the room turned over and i was on the floor
his enforcer had swong in and cold cocked me from the side

i get up and i see the guy id hit with the bottle crawling away and people in betwen trying to figure what i was going to do
and blood on the floor



turns out my friend had seen it coming before i had

jezu he told me get the fuck way from that guy 'ben'
then it headed over
had set off across the room to help
knew it was coming

ive got a dead look in my eye
but this guys couldnt see it
and it fucking took the bully he was out

and got there just in time to punish the guy cold hit me the after i clocked his friend
fucker nocked me on my ass and my friend came in and socked him from the side good
then the security was there seen it all and tackled the both

i was just jumping to my feet ready to go with whatver

shirt handing down
and im seeing my friend and the bruiser in a bear hug by this security guy
and it takes a second as my fists are balled and im fucking ready to go

another security guys there says hey
the police are here to deal with these guys
why dont you leave...



them the bar security tacled the both of them

i jumped up my shirt torn off wondering what had had happened

stood there a second and the bar guy says to me hey the cops are called to get these guys
why dont you take off

shit
i held my shirt off walking out past the cops

that was a violent assault i got away with
fucker had i coming but jezzus
d

[ben ttech]

he told me later
his friends said fuck

your friend was going to fight the hole place on his own

he can come drink with us anytime

[ben ttech]

i took one hell of a punch and i bounced beach fucking ready for action

admitted
had not the friend and then bouncers not stepped in and tackled that guy who had sucker punched me
hed have struck me again

but i fucking took one hell of a punch and i jumped to my feet

[Intrinsic]

Days gone by

[Lrus007]

ok i got one lol
at local bar on a sun night. cute barmaid known her a while.
well this guy comes in large fellow and has a drink. well she
walked by him and he groped her. she said very sternly don't do that.
about 20 min later he does it again. she said don't fucking do that.
is table next to me. well he does it again she says stop and i say don't
fucking do that. he hops up and is towering over me and says what are
you going to do about it. i stood up with glass ashtray in hand and let
him have it broke ash tray and he went down like a rock. barmaid gets
a pitcher of ice water and dumps on him. he wakes up bleeding. she says
you have to leave. he says i am the fuck out of here. well got free drinks
rest of the night and she brung me a stack of ashtrays lol we joked about
it for months after. never seen him again.

[Prawn Connery]

ive told this story before
and im a super fuck up and cant figure how to start a or search an old

bar fight

my one

so i go to out to a night at this hot spot
fucking hopping place
my friend works with this guys in a band
turns out it was incubus

anyway there were hundreds and they were chilling it there was a pool table
i shoot a mean game

and a board you signed your name in chalk get your turn

so im chilling waiting my turn and this fuck of a runt causing shit
and hes got this guy backing him up
and i mean a real shit
him and his bruider
pushed several people around in front of us all

evil fucker
and he goes over and wipes my name off the chaulk board

fucker

i march over
fuck you dude

and its a packed room
he pushes the guy just standing to my right
and then he sucker punches me

i dont where i got it in me to responded but in an intance
i turned the mostly drunk corona bottle over and i got a full swing and brought it down on his nose

instantly the room turned over and i was on the floor
his enforcer had swong in and cold cocked me from the side

i get up and i see the guy id hit with the bottle crawling away and people in betwen trying to figure what i was going to do
and blood on the floor



turns out my friend had seen it coming before i had

jezu he told me get the fuck way from that guy 'ben'
then it headed over
had set off across the room to help
knew it was coming

ive got a dead look in my eye
but this guys couldnt see it
and it fucking took the bully he was out

and got there just in time to punish the guy cold hit me the after i clocked his friend
fucker nocked me on my ass and my friend came in and socked him from the side good
then the security was there seen it all and tackled the both

i was just jumping to my feet ready to go with whatver

shirt handing down
and im seeing my friend and the bruiser in a bear hug by this security guy
and it takes a second as my fists are balled and im fucking ready to go

another security guys there says hey
the police are here to deal with these guys
why dont you leave...



them the bar security tacled the both of them

i jumped up my shirt torn off wondering what had had happened

stood there a second and the bar guy says to me hey the cops are called to get these guys
why dont you take off

shit
i held my shirt off walking out past the cops

that was a violent assault i got away with
fucker had i coming but jezzus
d

So basically you ran away and left behind your friend who had helped you to deal with the bouncers and police.

A true test of character.

[Prawn Connery]

ok i got one lol
at local bar on a sun night. cute barmaid known her a while.
well this guy comes in large fellow and has a drink. well she
walked by him and he groped her. she said very sternly don't do that.
about 20 min later he does it again. she said don't fucking do that.
is table next to me. well he does it again she says stop and i say don't
fucking do that. he hops up and is towering over me and says what are
you going to do about it. i stood up with glass ashtray in hand and let
him have it broke ash tray and he went down like a rock. barmaid gets
a pitcher of ice water and dumps on him. he wakes up bleeding. she says
you have to leave. he says i am the fuck out of here. well got free drinks
rest of the night and she brung me a stack of ashtrays lol we joked about
it for months after. never seen him again.

Are you a friend of Gypsy's?

[Lrus007]

funny long before i heard that name.
but yes, i chat with him now and again on ic.

[Prawn Connery]

funny long before i heard that name.
but yes, i chat with him now and again on ic.

Did he teach you how to throw ashtrays at people's heads? Can someone remind me, what's the collective noun for more than one mongoose?

[Prawn Connery]

40 years of smoking pot. I'm not sure what I can remember these days.