LOL! Seriously, what the fuck would you know? I've actually been to these places, spoken to real people, and made a living travelling to and writing about them for 25 years.
And where the fuck were you?
Slipping down the YouTube conspiracy theory rabbit hole with a bottle of vodka and a jar of lube.
You're a fucking alcoholic loser who can hardly string two words together because you're always drunk.
And I'm sad to say, that's probably closer to the truth than I wanted to go.