baseball?!?! FUCK baseball...

ripper5 · Post by **ripper5** » Fri May 26, 2023 9:19 am

^ My story is similar to Munchy's. Never was much of a sports fan in general. Occasional, mild, interest at best. Women's Pro Beach Volleyball is awesome though...

dill786 · Post by **dill786** » Fri May 26, 2023 10:26 am

you know it started off as a girls game called " rounders" in England...

Solid Gold Butt Plug · Fri May 26, 2023 8:24 pm

You can’t blame your lack of coordination on your daddy issues.

ben ttech · Post by **ben ttech** » Fri May 26, 2023 9:00 pm

i have a devastating volleyball serve
not the toss and jump the pro's all do but is more a sidearm underhanded punch and i can get so much heat on it that it arc's like a motherfucker

heh

learned to play seriously as an adult and really enjoy it.
i think its a stretch to call two players a team sport...

got to jr high and played basketball for the next 4 seasons.
the varsity coach bragged about taking the varsity players out to hollywood to throw bricks at the gays

ripper5 · Post by **ripper5** » Sat May 27, 2023 6:33 am

Pro sports team jerseys ~ they've always looked lame as fuck. Almost as bad as the backwards ball cap as fashion imo.

People take that sports shit way too seriously imo. It's just a bunch of kids games chasing balls around. Or grown men standing around scratching their nuts and spitting in the dirt. Oh boy! Thrillsville.

Most team sports have the ugliest uniforms. At least in pro football they wear helmets so you don't have to look at them. And cheerleaders, at least they have some.

ripper5 · Post by **ripper5** » Sat May 27, 2023 6:43 am

Funny when a couple of the "dads" or other adult coaches or spectators get into scuffles because of all that "great sportsmanship" it's supposed to be all about.

Usually, for being blubbery jocks they look ridiculous trying to fight in the stands. What a sad existence they must live.

ripper5 · Post by **ripper5** » Sat May 27, 2023 7:16 am

At least football games are rigidly timed. That a baseball game can last forever, is a nightmare of boredom imo.

ripper5 · Post by **ripper5** » Sat May 27, 2023 8:01 am

Now THIS is an interesting sports story!

Today is the 47th anniversary of Dock Ellis' acid-fueled no-hitter

https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/06/12/dock- ... nniversary

Dock Ellis did something that, by all rights, should be completely impossible: He went and threw a no-hitter despite being high as a kite on lysergic acid diethylamide, otherwise known as acid. Facing the Padres at the old San Diego Stadium, Ellis took the mound having dropped acid earlier that day and blanked the Friars, walking eight batters and hitting another (otherwise known as an A.J. Burnett Special). It was the first and only no-hitter of Ellis' career, and almost certainly the lone MLB no-hitter pitched under the influence of LSD. (If you know otherwise, drop us a line.)

ripper5 · Post by **ripper5** » Sat May 27, 2023 8:47 am

I just remembered that I actually have played volleyball in the dark on acid. Would lose sight of the ball if it was hit too high up lol.
I'm sorry, it wasn't acid but shrooms.

rSin · Post by **rSin** » Sun Jun 04, 2023 6:42 pm

its insane how much parents have to pay for each childs participation in next seasons 'team' sport at the park...