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want to play the chicken game ?

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:36 am
by Lrus007
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is ok i lost also :roflmao:
Lrus007

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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:22 am
by Prawn Connery
What chicken?

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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:38 pm
by bentech
I'm still busy trying to talk the elephant into stepping outside

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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:06 pm
by MadMoonMan
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:07 pm
by Intrinsic
How do you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:36 pm
by bentech
how?

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:21 pm
by Intrinsic
Check for footprints in the butter.

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:29 pm
by Intrinsic
How do you get an elephant into a Volkswagen bug?

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:37 pm
by Intrinsic
You open the door.

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:39 pm
by Intrinsic
How do you shoot a blue elephant?

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:51 pm
by bentech
heh... how?

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:13 pm
by Lrus007
:smoke:

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:25 pm
by Intrinsic
How you ask ..


You shoot him with a blue elephant gun

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:27 pm
by Intrinsic
How do you shoot a white elephant?

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:30 pm
by Intrinsic
choke the white elephant till he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:32 pm
by Intrinsic
A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!"
I followed him and came across two men fighting
so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?"

He replied, "I don't know, that's what they're fighting about."

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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:30 am
by Harmon569
wheres a chiken?)

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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:42 am
by dill786
what do you call a pakistani who lives inbetween two houses ?

ali.

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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:38 pm
by Intrinsic
What? ????

Ah-ha , i get it now ...... continuing in that vein


A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on a train.

The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."

Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."

Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.

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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:44 pm
by Intrinsic
This joke is also told with a Mexican and tequila, and a Texan throwing him out cause plenty more ....