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new laptop is fucking up

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:07 pm
by bentech
its about three weeks old and every 4 or 5 days it wont wake up from going to sleep; the screen wont come back on

have to force shutdown with the power button

is that a "take it back" problem?

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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:16 am
by dill786
have all the files updated through windows update !!!?

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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:39 pm
by bentech
ive no idea...

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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:32 pm
by dill786
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/hel ... windows-10" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:06 pm
by bentech
all good

says I checked yesterday!

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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:08 pm
by MadMoonMan
Did you try to go to setup and turn off sleep time etc restart.

then go back in and reset what the laptop is to do ... i.e. hibernate sleep.. restart. fart.. etc?

And check.. all the monster shit they loaded on your comp to spy on you? May be running and has to stop in middle of uploading all your secrete files?

I'm sure you took all the commercial crap off already?

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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:20 pm
by MadMoonMan
btw they all seem to do that.. Windows fucked up my computer so bad. I quit turning it off.

Takes forever to boot back up.

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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:48 am
by Jesús Malverde
If it's Win10, I've had sleep/wake issues with two of those.

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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:52 am
by Jesús Malverde
And yeah, Win10 almost requires an SSD drive. With HDDs, they take too long to boot.

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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:25 am
by deran
the solution:

https://www.linuxmint.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:wink:

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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:55 am
by bentech
oh man deran that's way to much work that's way to hard for me to attempt

tell you what though, id be inclined to start stripping down this unit of all the extraneous shit that came with it
the problem is I don't have any idea where to start, what can go, how this system even operates

any tutorials on that?

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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:39 pm
by dill786
didnt you take it back to the shop?

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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:02 pm
by bentech
not after jesus said this is an os10 bug...

hasn't happened in 2 weeks now,
but I tell you what

when you click a video to "fill screen" and then hit escape to downsize it,
the browser window you were in rolls itself up about a half and inch exposing a strip of desktop

annoying...

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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:15 pm
by MadMoonMan
Have you tried throwing it over the hillside? It worked on my lawn mower.

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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:36 pm
by bentech
want to upgrade the memory but ive no idea how much Ive got now and what type it will take
don't even know the model, just that its an hp

couldn't find anything while poking around in the icon at the bottom left

did discover it has a dvd-rw drive!
didn't realize that; assumed it didn't have any drive
but knowing it does now, and since its not a cromebook it will need maintainance. how do I strip the system down and them make a disc so that I can do clean installs?

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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:11 pm
by dill786
bentech wrote:want to upgrade the memory but ive no idea how much Ive got now and what type it will take
don't even know the model, just that its an hp

couldn't find anything while poking around in the icon at the bottom left


did discover it has a dvd-rw drive!
didn't realize that; assumed it didn't have any drive
but knowing it does now, and since its not a cromebook it will need maintainance. how do I strip the system down and them make a disc so that I can do clean installs?
control panel> system and security>system ( in green)

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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:11 pm
by bentech
well now I know exactly how much memory ive got,
but it doesn't name the model number

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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:19 pm
by dill786
settings ( then type in about in search then click about your pc

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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:41 am
by bentech
the 'about page' has vague answers,
the type of memory it states doesn't google
neither does the model number
I went to hp but I cant find it either
about page doesn't state what graphics card I got so I cant narrow it down that way either

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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:51 pm
by bentech
well it looks like I can add 8megs of ddr4 but I cant afford it

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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:15 pm
by Intrinsic
bentech wrote:want to upgrade the memory but ive no idea how much Ive got now and what type it will take
don't even know the model, just that its an hp

couldn't find anything while poking around in the icon at the bottom left

did discover it has a dvd-rw drive!
didn't realize that; assumed it didn't have any drive
but knowing it does now, and since its not a cromebook it will need maintainance. how do I strip the system down and them make a disc so that I can do clean installs?
micrsoft moved away from providing an installation disc for a clean install. now they want ya to network (moving to the online cloud installing and bullshit pay-per-use).
Because of MS's and apple's greed over user usability, Deran is right linux is the inevitable solution. resistance is futile.

Ya could always call up MS tech support and ask for help. or even an installation disk. :roflmao:

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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:11 pm
by Jesús Malverde
I'd deffo find someone more computer savvy to have a look at it in person.

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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:26 pm
by bentech
ive found now that if I'm just more patient it will eventually wake up every time

10 years ago I bought a quad processor with vista and ran it into the ground,
no maintainance
next I had a cromebook that did fine until it didn't wake up a couple months back

ive no idea what responsible care of a windows machine is anymore
I cant even get around in windows anymore, no idea whats what

but its complaining about my free demo of mckafree expiring now
mabe I should watch the tutorial that came with it...
if I can find it

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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:15 pm
by dill786
download

avast its free and ive not had any viruses or any other strange sgit happening to my laptop since i installed it

https://www.avast.com/en-gb/index" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:44 pm
by deran
here a story of my short time room mate (wanted to sleep 2 to 3 nights, and lasted for 6 weeks)

anyways, he got a laptop, his very first puter in his life, a total noob, had it only for 2 or 3 months ....

it was fucking up anything you wanted to use it for, so i attached my usb stick, booted up linux as a live system and ran an anti virus software (clamAV) only to find it had a ton of malware installed, more than 30 viruses ... just bc he (the idiot he is) clicked on anything that popped up, bc he was watching movies online, either a stream or as a live download .... i gave my best to erase most of them, but 10 couldnt be killed .... my solution was to format the disk, and restore his data that he had. like personal pics ....
2 days later, i found out, he restored the viruses and all shit ...

so i had to cut down the router access, bc the idiot he is, he didnt understood that his machine is a threat to the whole network - nope idiot, no inet for you


what i want to say

ppl are victims of their own behavior, they cant think outside of the box and a movie for jerking is much more important than security ... well, still today ppl fuck hookers without rubbers, and havent learned a thing

step by step, knowledge wont come over night only by lessons


ben, do yourself a favor and install a parallel linux distro, for your own saftey

a buddy of mine said once:
windows costs nervs
linux costs time
apple costs money

take care

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:07 am
by bentech
this sucks
month ago the internet was our for a day. got me digging around on this computer and found a game. I liked it but didn't think to open it again until just the other day

and it tells me that id played my free trail and would have to buy it to continue

sigh...


i suppose there are free games available somewhere

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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:28 pm
by Intrinsic
An old trick is to reset yer 'puter clock to a few week or even a year back to fool the crippleware demoware. altho this is known hack, and is easily thwarted it still often works.

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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:35 pm
by deran
Intrinsic wrote:An old trick is to reset yer 'puter clock to a few week or even a year back to fool the crippleware demoware. altho this is known hack, and is easily thwarted it still often works.

yeah

or to take out the battery (if possible) from the mainboard , as long they dont have a battery/memory buffer ... that ive seen on modern main boards ....

some further hack is to cut the power on the needed things, this can be some scary shit, like there was a hack for some games, where you had to pull out the power connector on the harddrive - while using the puter - to bypass some intern routines, and by that you could use the software

plz dont dont do it, its a so called last method - as i crashed also 2 harddrives doing it, but - yes - but it was my fault as the drives had a bit of their board lurking open, with other words i made a short circuit on it, wear gloves ... i will ... lol

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:29 am
by bentech
ive noticed IE is intermittently unresponsive in 10

and whats with videos auto playing when you load a page with one. is there a preference that would prevent that from happening?

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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:50 pm
by Intrinsic
a good bet it a buried and cryptic. but i don't know 10 or likely ever be able to afford to , i'm still stuck on Xp (safest win version) and linux

And IE (ugggg!) Chrome is a bit bloat, but intuitive and reasonable secure (for google). no one ever said were sorry for leaving IE


I always think of the book 'Burning Chrome' when i say chrome fwiw

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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:35 pm
by bentech
loved that book!

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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:42 am
by bentech
laundry list

tabs on occasion jump off and start their own window?!?!?

the longer a page has stood loaded the more likely its text will be unavailable to highlight soas to copy it
and reloading the page doesnt work
you have to open a new tab with the same url, then you can highlight text

mckafree keeps reminding me its expired and i should purchase
something in the system tells me about its finding nothing doing the same thing

i read their comperable

it gets bogged down several times a day and i force shutdown so that when it restarts all my tabs have been preserved

what am i doing wrong?

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:30 am
by bentech
i hate how the links only work some of the time!

download not moving at all' the button says cancel, but clicking it doesn't do anything

why does this add have a pause button and volume control if they don't do anything?

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:30 am
by dill786
install avast ben and run the smart scan to see if you have a virus

https://www.avast.com/en-in/free-antivirus-download" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:42 pm
by bentech
will do!

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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:00 am
by bentech
hears a new bummer,
youtube pages load contentless,
even the if I start at youtube.com

all the fields where text or a video window would be are offcolored blank fields

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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:02 pm
by bentech
and a restart didn't help,

I can play a video if its enbedded in a page,
if I click "watch on youtube.com" so I can fill the screen the new tab that opens is blank save for a youtube header
not a link on the page

and the stream player wont link to anything now
the one in the new tab that comes up when I click on the listen live button
its a public radio station that streams

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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:40 pm
by bentech
and these couple hours later youtube is loading normally again...

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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:13 pm
by Intrinsic
Aren't computers such time savers :mrgreen:

Sorry i'm no more help. My MO is reformat the harddrive and reinstall a known working backup. Else, as you are, likely into some head scratching n time wasting ...


:bong4: Peace out man

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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:08 pm
by bentech
id be totally onboard for automating that occurring every couple weeks

but the computer didn't come with a single disk
and my last computer didn't even have a disk drive

how is that done anymore?

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:56 pm
by Intrinsic
I dunno. i'm a legacy guy, I only run bootlegged operating system (XP) that i hacked/customize so no registering or phoning home is needed, and a burned onto a disk my self.
and linux which are a free downloads and the disk and will run 'live' so no installing needed.

The best backup and restore Partitions or drive images for linux and windows is and i use is "Image for Windows " and "Image for Linux) by terrabyte(?)
altho it may not work the newest windows ??? and apple, well yer screwed to start with, IMO.