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May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:34 pm
by MadMoonMan
I promise not to compromise the integrity of the chemical universe.
Any rust I leave behind will be absorbed.
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:56 pm
by MadMoonMan
This is not a question really since my spaceship is out of gas.
The real question is. Will I be able to land my spaceship alive.
Not even consider the question I should have enough gas to set down safely.
Getting shot out of the sky is my biggest worry.
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:59 pm
by MadMoonMan
I parked my asteroid just outside your primitive radar detection devices. Should anything happen to me it is programmed to self navigate to my last position and collide.
Thus destroying your puny earth.
My demands will soon be forthcoming.
Or Else.
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 11:00 pm
by MadMoonMan
Um .. uh. ok uh .. I have no demands.
That is my demand.
I just need to park here a bit to clean my asteroid.
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:54 pm
by Intrinsic
Your demands are granted.
just pay the global warming tax, the space wilderness protection fee and the undocumented alien bed tax.
Have a nice solar rotation.
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 5:58 pm
by bentech
Don't forget we offer validation
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:06 pm
by MadMoonMan
I can never remember to carry my coupon cards
Try'd Donovans Last Black Hole on
Right
no surprise.
oops... my lawwer says to say no comment or review.
portant people involved .
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:13 pm
by MadMoonMan
Intrinsic wrote:Your demands are granted.
just pay the global warming tax, the space wilderness protection fee and the undocumented alien bed tax.
Have a nice solar rotation.
You taxers are all alike!
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:41 pm
by bentech
as if you could use all that free time...
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:57 pm
by MadMoonMan
I can use as much time as possible getting ready to semi retire from my.... grinding job being paid to count other peoples money.
Im worried I'll get bored.
Yet then the reasoning I'm semi retiring is because I was bored.
It can be difficult sitting around waiting on those "crops" to tell you
FEED ME!
due to the big green plant having been posted before we show you...
The true HORROR!
"I'M GOIN' IN!"
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:42 pm
by MadMoonMan
Oh! Crap! I just found out I landed in the middle of the Venezuela toilet paper shortage.
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:49 pm
by bentech
laugh at my colostomy now!!!
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:03 pm
by MadMoonMan
Does this mean I can't tell any sack of shit jokes no more?
I tried to google best intelligent sacks of shit jokes ever and just got a bunch of bad kindergarten poopy jokes.
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:20 pm
by Intrinsic
Well, so ..
Where are these kiddie puns?
May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:04 pm
by MadMoonMan
Why did batman flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.