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- Lrus007
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been years but smoked pork and beef yeaterday.
turned out very good. had pork last night. beef tonight.
coleslaw was great also. fresh cabbage
turned out very good. had pork last night. beef tonight.
coleslaw was great also. fresh cabbage
My therapist says I am a habitual liar and an attention seeker, therefore nothing I say/write is true and under no circumstances should I be believed nor held accountable for anything I say. all photo's are paintings
People are born with the instinct to fight against their own death, to struggle with their last breath against even the most unavoidable and uncompromising ends.
People are born with the instinct to fight against their own death, to struggle with their last breath against even the most unavoidable and uncompromising ends.
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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them."
'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
"Well, we have them, and you could have."
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"
"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't!"
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them."
'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
"Well, we have them, and you could have."
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"
"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't!"
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
My therapist says I am a habitual liar and an attention seeker, therefore nothing I say/write is true and under no circumstances should I be believed nor held accountable for anything I say. all photo's are paintings
People are born with the instinct to fight against their own death, to struggle with their last breath against even the most unavoidable and uncompromising ends.
People are born with the instinct to fight against their own death, to struggle with their last breath against even the most unavoidable and uncompromising ends.
- Munchy
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GreenHouse PTSD
I just waited for my wife to leave the house before going out to the greenhouse..
because a couple days ago when i was out there, she opened the back door to say goodbye
and then closed and locked it, so i was stuck out there in 100f+ for a few hours.
i need to make a habit of always taking my phone out there with me.
because a couple days ago when i was out there, she opened the back door to say goodbye
and then closed and locked it, so i was stuck out there in 100f+ for a few hours.
i need to make a habit of always taking my phone out there with me.
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Peppering your summer garden with vegetables?
In microgravity, crews have successfully grown a variety of plants including mustard greens, kale, and...you guessed it: peppers.
In microgravity, crews have successfully grown a variety of plants including mustard greens, kale, and...you guessed it: peppers.
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Tokalot VI
Bought my used car just back this February...already had to get the emissions test, today was the deadline..
Passed & $14 to the state...car is less than 5 yrs old
Passed & $14 to the state...car is less than 5 yrs old
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World’s 1st mind-control magnet tech to regulate behavior, emotions, hunger
https://interestingengineering.com/inno ... oparticles
scary shit
https://interestingengineering.com/inno ... oparticles
scary shit
My therapist says I am a habitual liar and an attention seeker, therefore nothing I say/write is true and under no circumstances should I be believed nor held accountable for anything I say. all photo's are paintings
People are born with the instinct to fight against their own death, to struggle with their last breath against even the most unavoidable and uncompromising ends.
People are born with the instinct to fight against their own death, to struggle with their last breath against even the most unavoidable and uncompromising ends.
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post in reading room
maui fire and san franscisco threads.
[edit] just noticed posts to that forum are noted by our members front page notices
good idea.
maui fire and san franscisco threads.
[edit] just noticed posts to that forum are noted by our members front page notices
good idea.
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theyve been talking about that since i was in grade school
the speed of its wandering in 'place' and it started dipping far more south than ever recorded.
its presently is racing towards siberia but it was nearly in canada when it made this change of course
the speed of its wandering in 'place' and it started dipping far more south than ever recorded.
its presently is racing towards siberia but it was nearly in canada when it made this change of course
"disaster is the mother of necessity" rSin