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Just to prove it happened, I wrote a story about it.
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Bullets that almost got me, circled in red. Most went over the wall.
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And here's me when I was in the PLA (People's Liberation Army) – I shit you not! I won a marksmanship award during a training camp. Of course, it was only a training camp – I never joined full time. I was actually in the Chinese Marines, hence the blue camo. The Chinese let me in to do a story.

This was August 2000. I was a dark, handsome devil back then – not the green crustacean I am now :grin: Just to dispel any rumours I'm actually Chinese :wink:
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There ya go ya bastards – finally showing my face after 20-odd years!

We all have stories to tell, Ben. Some are good some are bad, but they're all stories that makes us what we are.

Yours is a hell of a story! You should own that shit right there and be proud you pulled through. I dunno. As I said, I've never been shot. But I look back fondly on all my lucky scrapes and am thankful I'm still here. That's just me, I guess.
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Post by ben ttech »

thought i was being proud just shariing it

im very proud
but fuck

left scars
mentally

they go up and down at least as far the the one i got on my torso

pla

shit
respect
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Post by ben ttech »

You know I just figured something
Gunfires is two sylobols

The first I’m stuck with
But I can not say the second one

Take some fire out
Some power back
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Post by Prawn Connery »

Chicks dig scars! :toker1:

Yeah, China was a much more open and freindly place towards foreigners back then. Very different now under Xi.

I shot a 50 out of 50 with a regular issue open-sights SKS (7.62x39). I have to thank my Chinese spotter who got me on target. Some of those guys can really shoot.
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Post by ben ttech »

I was a fair shot
But Havnt touched a weapon since the conviction I got

Bought my first ar15 late 80s
Got it out of my system long before it was the rage

Had a semiauto 12 gauge back then to

Spas something
12 I think
Fucking thing looked rad
Bought it just for that
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Post by ben ttech »

nice run
hit todays but didnt stick
like it was a wrong number...
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