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grade school was lining up to walk into the classroom when that bell would ring
waiting in that line it was dominated by ball players and their caps
pony league something something

these were the fucks who learned not to lay a hand on me after a couple did and they both went to the hospital for nose reconstruction

not fist to face; foot to bridge of...

ballplayers?
skoff

First STRING team DICK assHOLEs...


every single ONE of them you idolize came up through the free to haze days AND deserves to be vilified on account of WHAT they HAD to DO to RISE through THAT system...

villified i said? they deserve to be offered a choice; give up a toe or finger to the knife in back of the warehouse OR were gonna take 3 or 4 with a shotgun.

motherfuckers; DESERVE ut,

fuck ALL you BALL players...
back to the pits of hell where your SOUL was minted.

mlm mlm
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Little League saved my life you pud.

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well you didnt go to my school.
err, mabe you did.

explain,
HOW did it SAVE your life???
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20 year ago was hooked on meth…..started coaching little league teams, couldn’t exactly go to games or practice high on coke or meth….I’ve been clean for 19 years now….have been the President of a 500 kid league multiple times and was a board member for 12 straight years, I have traveled all over doing tournaments….I have watched multiple kids including two of mine use sports as a path to college.

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I thought that avatar looked like it came from a trophy. State Champs?

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Different sport, different story.

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Post by ben ttech »

it wasnt baseball.
it was a comitment you determined to take very seriously.

congrats btw,
by no means an easy thing to do

sorry to have besmirched a favorite thing...
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Solid Gold Butt Plug wrote:
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couldn’t exactly go to games or practice high on coke or meth….

you mean YOU couldnt. there are many who can...
and shit if a couple of them cant coach as good as you.
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Post by Solid Gold Butt Plug »

Had my third kid 19 years ago too.

Little League is all about volunteering, but it’s lead me to be a paid school softball, basketball and soccer coach and also a school athletic director. Don’t know how they hired me to be an AD, guess they were desperate….I was so out of place at the AD meetings.

Kids today don’t really have cliques like nerds, jocks, stoners….the cliques are way more diverse made up of all walks of life…school is a lot different than when we went to it.

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Post by Munchy »

i was introduced to baseball one day at school in the 3rd grade, and was cut from the team on that first day. Probably because there were no other kids in my neighborhood, and my dad had never taught me a single thing, like how to throw or catch a ball, things everyone else already knew. Once after he had left us the following year, he came and took me to an A's game, to see Vida Blue, but he was out that day. I found the down-time in-between plays to be excruciatingly long and boring. never again. end of story, lost all interest in it forever, and never had any children either. and you don't even want to get me started on football... let's just say the bone sticking out of my arm kinda put a damper on that for good as well, and trying to learn basketball from scratch didn't go much better either, with multiple injuries. I've never been able to give a flying fuck about any sports since.
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