Lol Munchy
Yes same thing I've called twice for a test, people were sympathetic but are you showing symptoms? My age comes up and always.. stay self quarantine do not go out for a test. Call if you have severe symptoms. Great.
Tried the online thing, when it came to give my credit card number, I balked. Later learned it was one of Jared scams.
"the N95 has a pretty good chimp-like bubble-shape to allow some extra breathing room"
Totally, i do that with one of my shop masks, stiff, small doesn't really cover my beard though, pair that with my american flag trail bandana, gives a nice breathing space. I know how well both individually stopping shit even if it's blowing hard in your face.
And as with your strategy, in and out as quick as I can.
Hope your wife cough clears up. I've glanced through the CDC on other respiratory viral trends this year, not liking what I'm seeing, 2 stop being reported near when coronavirus entered. But the chemical consequences of them, such as antigens .. are still being recorded, presumably cuz that's part of the coronavirus test. I'm still learning the terms and science.
I had to truthfully tell the dude at the hardware store: no, it's it's a cannabis cough.
I had to take a test, and I got my results back which were negative but it took almost 14 days for them to tell me that when they said 6-10 days at the time of sticking the swab up my nostril. 
:crazy:
