Trump tells Munchkin to work things out with Pa-lousy
Here are some of the features of the forthcoming virus relief bill:
- FREE TESTING !!! ...treatment not included, you will still be responsible for that...some of which may be imposed on you, if you test positive.
- 14 days paid sick leave, and 3 months of paid emergency leave !! Employers will be reimbursed some of these costs, with tax credits...and most small businesses will be exempt. Only applies for one year.
- Food that was available for children in school, will still be available if those schools have closed ! ...and they'll continue to fund food programs for seniors...and kick in a little extra to food banks.
It is estimated this relief package will cost aboot $50 Billion.
...but enough aboot the poor, how are we going to help the rich who are suffering?
Not to worry, the Fed will be doing $1.5 Trillion in QE, to support the failing market.
Oh wait...that shit's all true...my bad.
