The Climate Denialist Potato

Prawn Connery · Post by **Prawn Connery** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:35 pm

You know who you are . . .

rSin · Post by **rSin** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:03 pm

Here in the states
A large percentage of the denialists
Can best be described as
Antiqtrian freedomists

The formerly austracisezed
From politics and public norms
As the state has moved into
Insisting their age old victims
Be given theis freedom

It sucks for them
To live without the 'help'
They used to not have to pay
Or respect

They want their slaves back
And the prices
The services they consume
Used to have when
Their manufacturers didnt
Have to treat their employees decently

Or care about those down wind and stream...

Dick Fein · Post by **Dick Fein** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:05 pm

Damn right I want my slaves back.
It shames me what the left has devolved into.
All you can bring to the table is group think and insults.
Truly pathetic.
Thank god it's almost over.

rSin · Post by **rSin** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:22 am

You know dick that despite canadas
Turn to the dark side in the 20th century
Back at americas founding
It fought on the side of
The good guys
And
All this freedom shit didnt sell there

Just hard to believe youd find reason
To side with the pharmacetical companies
Thats who big oil is btw..
.

Prawn Connery · Post by **Prawn Connery** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:42 am

What is "group think"?

Is that, like, "science"?

I guess it must be. Because every time someone brings "science" to the table, the Rabid Right calls it "group think" - before proceeding to tell us all it's a conspiracy to scam $.

$ are all the Right understands.

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Prawn Connery · Post by **Prawn Connery** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:43 am

rSin wrote:To side with the pharmacetical companies
Thats who big oil is btw..
.

Shhhhh!

They've got electrolytes.

Lrus007 · Post by **Lrus007** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 3:12 am

to small for my old eyes to read sorry.

Prawn Connery · Post by **Prawn Connery** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:20 am

Click on the cartoon. Then click on the box top right that says "Expand to actual size"

Intrinsic · Post by **Intrinsic** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:08 pm

Idiocracy: It's got what plants crave! Oh man what an stupid yet insightful movie. felt just like talking to denyest.

Joe: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
Attorney General: So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
Joe: Yes.
Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?
Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Attorney General: It's got electrolytes.
Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
Joe: Okay, look. You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?
Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.

Lrus007 · Post by **Lrus007** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:07 pm

i was hoping it was going to be funny,
oh well