heres how ya get out of that ticket...

[bentech]

Zora Neale Hurston (January 7, 1891[1][2] – January 28, 1960) was an influential author of African-American literature and anthropologist, who portrayed racial struggles in the early 20th century American South, and published research on Haitian voodoo.[3] Of Hurston's four novels and more than 50 published short stories, plays, and essays, her most popular is the 1937 novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.


got out of a jaywalking ticket once by telling the judge "your honor after seeing all the white people cross at the green I assumed the red was for me..."



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[Oldjoints]

Good defense....... at least the judge enjoyed a witty response.

[Intrinsic]

Nice.