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heh... how?
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How you ask ..


You shoot him with a blue elephant gun

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How do you shoot a white elephant?

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choke the white elephant till he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!"
I followed him and came across two men fighting
so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?"

He replied, "I don't know, that's what they're fighting about."

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wheres a chiken?)

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what do you call a pakistani who lives inbetween two houses ?

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Post by Intrinsic »

What? ????

Ah-ha , i get it now ...... continuing in that vein


A Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani are on a train.

The Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says, "There's plenty more of that where I come from."

Everyone is impressed. The Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says, "There's plenty more of those where I come from."

Again everyone is rather impressed. So the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.

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This joke is also told with a Mexican and tequila, and a Texan throwing him out cause plenty more ....

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