bigfoot must be Hyperdimensional

[MadMoonMan]

oh yeah uh

#1 Big Foot is actually a Zenearaium from the Beetlejuice region for you non galaxy noobs.

and he is astually 2.2 inches tall and wearing dark matter boots his race has mastered manipulating.

They have not decided yet whether to squash us lesser gravity compacted beings yet. Some kind of complicated tie up in the security council of squashing lower demensional beings into ours.

Civil Liberaltarian stuff legal mumble jumble..

Rotund Woman in fourth row stands up and yells, "What about the lower dimensionals???? Where do they go when we squish them into ours?"

[MadMoonMan]

JUDGE: YELLS, "Your out of order YOUNG LADY! "
We only recognize one dimension in this court room."

GAVEL!