May I Park Here A Moment. I need my Asteroid Cleaned.

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I promise not to compromise the integrity of the chemical universe.

Any rust I leave behind will be absorbed.
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This is not a question really since my spaceship is out of gas.

The real question is. Will I be able to land my spaceship alive.

Not even consider the question I should have enough gas to set down safely.

Getting shot out of the sky is my biggest worry.
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I parked my asteroid just outside your primitive radar detection devices. Should anything happen to me it is programmed to self navigate to my last position and collide.

Thus destroying your puny earth.

My demands will soon be forthcoming.

Or Else.
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Um .. uh. ok uh .. I have no demands.

That is my demand.

I just need to park here a bit to clean my asteroid.
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Post by Intrinsic »

Your demands are granted.

just pay the global warming tax, the space wilderness protection fee and the undocumented alien bed tax.

Have a nice solar rotation.

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Don't forget we offer validation
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I can never remember to carry my coupon cards :(

Try'd Donovans Last Black Hole on
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no surprise.

oops... my lawwer says to say no comment or review.

portant people involved .
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Intrinsic wrote:Your demands are granted.

just pay the global warming tax, the space wilderness protection fee and the undocumented alien bed tax.

Have a nice solar rotation.
You taxers are all alike!
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as if you could use all that free time...
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I can use as much time as possible getting ready to semi retire from my.... grinding job being paid to count other peoples money.

Im worried I'll get bored.

Yet then the reasoning I'm semi retiring is because I was bored.

It can be difficult sitting around waiting on those "crops" to tell you


FEED ME!

due to the big green plant having been posted before we show you...

The true HORROR!

"I'M GOIN' IN!"
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