Never gawd damn ending piss tests!

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So...I've been subjected to these gawd damn piss tests on a regular random basis damn near since they came out in the early eighties. Shouldn't folks like me get a free card that says fuck you piss nazis, you lose! No more piss tests for me!? :mad:

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Army, Trucker, probation, Trucker...it can be accomplished.

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once your in the shit stems control

grin and bear it and get out any way you can.

anal reroutes do not work trust me.

urine trouble
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I tested this out for .. oh.. 2 years? Half on purpose. I posted a thread for it on here over that time.

Final conclusion was buy fake urine and wear it around your waist.
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keep a hot pocket handy
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