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Post by bentech »

how would you do it?
one fell swoop, no fooling around. no chance of mistake

not dead, just dead to the world.
in a home somewhere with someone changing bed with you in it and switching out the feeding bottles which drain down your nose...

not so easy i figure...
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just dead to the world …..

Disconnect, get off the net, no phone, no computer, no radio, no tv, no mail, no electricity, no car, no money …
Disconnected.
then the world sensors will not see you as living, not registered as dead, the same difference as if you were a vegetable.

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Post by MadMoonMan »

do fruits count? cause I'd rather be a red raspberry so birds would eat me and shit me all over the place.

guess that makes me potato or a green bean. What the hell is a vegetable anyway. Government decided the tomato was a fruit by decree just because they wanted to please someone I bet.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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not even pain response...
VEG ah TAH bull
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I see you as a French Turnip somehow....... :2cents: :puffpass:

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you know its rather hard ot take you serious
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bentech wrote:how would you do it?
one fell swoop, no fooling around. no chance of mistake

not dead, just dead to the world.
in a home somewhere with someone changing bed with you in it and switching out the feeding bottles which drain down your nose...

not so easy i figure...
This would NOT relieve you of the sin of suicide, Ben.
It's like the Carlin bit on 'feeling up Ellen', you've already committed the sin, just by thinking about it, bro.
You're gonna burn in hell, regardless :whistle:

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sin has no hold on me
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