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Stupid women man

Wait a minute she was polish

Nevermind
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I think its a genetic scent attracks them but i'm not a scientist nor have I played one on tv.

Over the years I've had other plants around them and yeah like the White Russian better fer eaten on.
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Ok you talked me into lets dig out some aged white russian. see how its aged and tastes.

brb

ok are we lucky or not? I only got vacuumn sealed jars. I picked one in front and lets pop that top off?

No ok lets not then.

OOps .. it sorta ummph uh ouch pushing up on the lid with my fingers aint working .. presses hard with right thumb which goes numb

trys to use the round handle of a big toe nail clipper.. shit fuck crap ouch .. huts thumb and hand when it slips.

Finally gives up and decides to try it the right way and gets up off ass and goes and gets a teaspoon and runs it up along edge and pop goes the weasal.

Uhoh smelling it i'm not overwhelmed cleans out buku from bowl.
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first impressions
lenim

lavender

uh uh uh uh ok great party huh and

uh uh i'm turning off cartoon channel

ok no im not the cat has a squirt gun pointed at my head loaded with um .. stupid cats Man I have a problem sign languaging and understanding cats cuz they ain't got but them little paws. When I stick my thumb up for one of them fingers it just goes whacko on me.

Ok I guess I'm not practicing something good enough or something.
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ok wow i spaced out for like wow i like spaced out for like wow

I've lost track of time

Should I smoke some more White Russian aged

with amazing power to cause you to go

Am I losing my mind one more time?

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OK little boys and little girls. Here is one answer to how long can you store it. I drug (is that a bad word) this baby out at back of freezer. Notorius to not maintain flavor lets see what it does frozen 2? years later. I'm going to taste test it first and fer shur fix a tea. I'm feeling high minded today.

ok Lets BEST WAY TO TASTE TEST BUD IS WITH A JOINT.

. brb......

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Last time I tried this I messed up a quarter ounce of Kosher Kush bud.

ok pour vodka into a small hot 1 cup vessel on stove. allow to warm slowly.. patience is a virtue.

Trust me on that one so you don't have to find out for yourself.

The idea is to WARM the alcohol to warm the THC in the buds to absorb it so you soak it for about 20 minutes .. You can eat the bud if you don't like squishing out the alcohol and THC. The reason you can't eat bud raw and get high is due to 2 things. 1. Marijuana has spikey things on it so if you eat it raw they scrape around etc. Cooking softens them.

2. Warming without evaporating the THC or burning off the THC is required.

So warming it and letting it soak for 20 minutes. Should allow you to strain and or eat your concoctions. *

You want the vodka to cover the top of the bud. So depending on how much bud you put in depends on how much vodka you use.

As to dosage imagine a joint of the bud you put in. How much of close to 100% of that THC could you smoke and wait 20 minutes later and not go to sleep cause your so fucked up?

I look at 1/3 joint per cup as drink and wait 20 minutes.

Anyway, lets test out this old White Russian see if it has any kick.

Im going Half a joint per cup because I have some tolerance.



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DrAT! iT! I keep trying to roll a joint and that stupid fan overhead keeps blowing everything away!
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drinking a 1/3 joint equivalent now... Wait 20 minutes for digestive system to begin processing.

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still trying to roll that joint lol

Ok to keep journalistic integrity as separated as possible I have to confess I may be biased. I've been smoking some romulan and drinking couple budweisers lol.

Day off. and I moved my plants out of the basement and out on my deck... Still have to water them after these pics. Still a work in process.

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