hack your swimming pool

The place to throw about unorthodox ideas related to gardening.
Sun
Kosmic Karma
Kosmic Karma
Custom Title: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Posts: 1373
Joined: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:12 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by Sun »

My wife nets over 50k per year, but we have kids.

The CARE program provides a monthly discount on energy bills for income-qualified households and housing facilities. Qualifications are based on the number of persons living in your home and your total annual household income.To enroll in the CARE program, please complete the application below or call 1-866-743-2273.

There are also a few other programs for people who make to much for the CARE program. I have no indoor grow at my house I live at and we keep the house in the mid 70s with central air conditioning and we get bills close to $500 but on care they get dropped to under $200.

Getting out of the shower to take a shit is like getting out of your car to order at the drive-thru.

bentech
MPG Ambassador
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: eye the witch Melancholy
Location: socal
Has bestowed Karma : 33 times
Received Karma : 28 times
Posts: 17529
Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:38 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by bentech »

must be nice
qualifying for assistance

just started trying myself
but need means shit
and their just laughing at me
"we must strive to become good ancestors" nader
https://www.myplanetganja.com/viewforum.php?f=48
FUCK jimmydorecomedy.com

User avatar
MadMoonMan
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: nOT-a-BoT
Location: A Quantum Universe
Has bestowed Karma : 15 times
Received Karma : 231 times
Posts: 8028
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:35 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by MadMoonMan »

+-

without knowing what materials to use except that they must easily transfer heat and cold and be strong so it doesn't weaken and bend under pressure.

If you bury your cold body of water in the earth below your hot then that heat will be very slow to dissipate so that will not work.

Next to your Hot room side by side. With what wall between.

Then you have a problem with building a room capable of holding a room full of water next to your groom.

Light bulb comes on.. build the room beside your ground pool.

Water from swimming pool eventually leaks and floods floor in bedroom next door electrocuting your ass when you go in to tend to them one sleepy morning.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

User avatar
MadMoonMan
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: nOT-a-BoT
Location: A Quantum Universe
Has bestowed Karma : 15 times
Received Karma : 231 times
Posts: 8028
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:35 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by MadMoonMan »

Supposing you could have a lake in the mountains nearby fed by cold mountain ice springs preferably from enviromentally friendly glaciers rampaging over the countryside.

Squirrels run in front of trees falling over .. dropping excess nuts as they flee.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

User avatar
MadMoonMan
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: nOT-a-BoT
Location: A Quantum Universe
Has bestowed Karma : 15 times
Received Karma : 231 times
Posts: 8028
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:35 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by MadMoonMan »

Sorry, couldn't help it.. ATTEMPT AT COMEDY RELIEF!

It's ok kids you can go back to your seats.

No squirrels were actually squashed by rampaging glaciers.

Its all pretend.

Now.. Lets read a good story.


Danny Dun and His Homework Machine.

I look over next to me and I see the little girl in the 2nd grade pee dripping off her seat onto the floor.

I feel so embarressed for her and decide to say nothing. Suddenly the teacher notices.

Comes running down the aisle and jerks her angrily by the arm and drags her crying out.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

User avatar
MadMoonMan
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: nOT-a-BoT
Location: A Quantum Universe
Has bestowed Karma : 15 times
Received Karma : 231 times
Posts: 8028
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:35 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by MadMoonMan »

thinking about it I think it was 1st grade cause we were learning our ABC's and some fucking asshole stole one of my rubber boots. which my mom had written my name inside with lipstick.

line your boots up at the back along the radiant heaters.

She made me wear a paint dress because I got the hem of my pants wet playing in snow. Had to sit in class with no pants like a girl in a dress.

Ok bad things nuff said I guess.

I learned how to keep my legs together. Hey man even at that innocence age I knew not to give no faggots free upskirt shots.

duh. I didn't need no nurse to tell me my teacher hated boys.

bomb drill evryone goes to closet next to water heater with 1 foot box window for daylight to shine through.

At least she read us Danny Dunn And His Homework Machine.
Last edited by MadMoonMan on Thu May 23, 2013 10:09 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

User avatar
MadMoonMan
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: nOT-a-BoT
Location: A Quantum Universe
Has bestowed Karma : 15 times
Received Karma : 231 times
Posts: 8028
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:35 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by MadMoonMan »

Oh and Danny Dunn and His Anti Gravity Paint

There was always 2 things hanging over us 1st and 2nd graders

THE PRINCIPAL HAD A SPANKING MACHINE

We had to go and practice duck and cover in tiny rooms with a tiny window. kids ain't stupid they see a tiny window being told to practice for a nuclear bomb they know that window should not be there. While kneeled and covered looking at tiny 1 foot window opening .. In reality I would run home to try and protect my mom.

fuck these asshole teachers.. If I survive I will take my punishment. and I prepared for the sound of the bomb each time we had to practice.

Thats when I began practicing running home very fast just in case I was ever needed.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

User avatar
MadMoonMan
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: nOT-a-BoT
Location: A Quantum Universe
Has bestowed Karma : 15 times
Received Karma : 231 times
Posts: 8028
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:35 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by MadMoonMan »

Whats this got to do with heat sink you may ask?

Vapidity. Entropy.

How can you make the connection?

If your a zillionare

surround your grow room on all sides with frozen swimming pools of water.



instead of 1 huge light use 2 x 250 depending on space
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

User avatar
MadMoonMan
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: nOT-a-BoT
Location: A Quantum Universe
Has bestowed Karma : 15 times
Received Karma : 231 times
Posts: 8028
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:35 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by MadMoonMan »

Pulls out rock boring machine

begins drilling into sedimentary rock
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

User avatar
MadMoonMan
Karma Hippie
Karma Hippie
Custom Title: nOT-a-BoT
Location: A Quantum Universe
Has bestowed Karma : 15 times
Received Karma : 231 times
Posts: 8028
Joined: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:35 pm

hack your swimming pool

Post by MadMoonMan »

Accidentally drills into government uranium bomb nuclear waste temporary reserve pile disposal area.

NWTRPDA for short.

Consults whether we can do a hit and run and get away with it? No one knows? does John belushi ... shift to left and right scuttles away

Hey man one dead deans white horse whacks out on the floor drill out slowly and quietly as possible.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

Post Reply