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Those so far fetching advanced stupid aliens were so dumb at how to build pyramids. It took man a couple centuries to overcome the stupidity they were taught and finally do a Giza.

Take that you Alien Motherlords!

Your lucky we don't have interplanetary travel or we kick your asses.

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thanks ben....

why didnt they make a vid when they lifted the stone with kites!!

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Now regarding the burning of children in hot basting ovens in sacrifice to gods>

um ok lets hold that of for ONE who may have more knowledge in those legal matters.
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ok lets just throw all the shit on the fire now.

Ok ceremony 1 begins.. Alll the people are screaming and the holy priests are dancing and calling for the ex virginal sacrifice since all the high priest had sex with the virgin sacrifice

lets make this so exciting.. we need fire.. and smoke and colored smoke

excite the people..

remember kids we did not always have the internet and tv.

colored smoke signals were like wow man.. latest thing
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Then one time while some funny smelling rocks accidentally found their way into the dancing fire and the virgin sacrifice bursts into flames and runs screaming around.

The whole Aztec clan suddenly went quiet.

Then begins clapping.

Then first know recorded entertainment venue occurs.

Money begins

wait whats that .. thing over there power
money and power

prestige

anything else?

lots of sex with naked women

fast car

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We have to burn more people to keep the peoples entertained.

Snaps fingers

go to it.

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dill786 wrote:

why didnt they make a vid when they lifted the stone with kites!!

im sure they did.
heres a short clip


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6fVVUzRup8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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wow !!!

i would have never believed it...

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I wish the Mayans were right and we all get wiped off this dimension. We;re too damn stupid and mean to go forward here.
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Post by bentech »

that discounts how quickly minds can change

WE will never be wiped out
our culture will be

the process may in fact mean a staggering die back


i do hope youve buried your time capsule
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