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I'm just starting and watching this guy gets your DNA and puts clones of you in his games as sexless boot licking sentient slaves in a star trek universe.

I'm going ... whoAAAAA

Ok to be honest it caught me at when this one "Lady" says,

" Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line. We are gonna get this bastard!"
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It's Opie from breaking bad ... shot the kid on a cycle collecting scorpines in the desert.
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Another "Lady described him as The Asshole God.
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Since he died in the end of Breaking Bad I guess evil torturous asshole bastards never really die. They just reincarnate somewhere else. Is this one of them whack a mole things?

How do we rid ourselves of evil power ridden selfish thieving murderous bastards and random isotopes?

Enqueing minds want to know.
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Oh my gosh....It's hell.... is the tedious boredom worse than when the Asshole God logs in and takes out his "frustrations"
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And if your asking yourself "Hey, thats so great for you but why should I watch it?"

I leave you with one more Movie Quote.

Black Lady "Can't even shit.Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a sh"

Blue Lady (sighs) "Yeah I miss taking shit."
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You probably expect me to watch the whole movie and describe the story and plot to you be no way. I'm not a cloner.

um. uh. What kind of trap bullshit is this? your pulling?

How do cloned sentient double beings escape and should they continue to survive will be left up to you.
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One good point I will make about these escaped sexless clones is if they do happen to escape out into the real world at least they can't reproduce or require toilets in their apartments.
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As an amature econimists with no idea what those graphs mean. It will help the economy because we can put them in big closets and charge high rent without the utility bills to pay.
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"How do we rid ourselves of evil power ridden selfish thieving murderous bastards and random isotopes?"


rid is such a funny word
put that word in the job description and youll get a whole different line of people elidgable for the job
that you would if you said "manage" instead

what so curious is that if the job is to manage it will get closer to achieving what the 'rid' guys say they want
than the 'rid' guy will do manage to do their way


since your always going to have some I would suggest that 'don't make any more' would be where youd want to start...
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so I watched another episode when mother implants a tracker and brain filter and eye sight monitor into her daughter to protect her.

You can guess where that goes. Great story but seemed to end leaving me with the idea there could be another half of this story?

so then went back to episode 1 ....

Watched it and know now why this anthology MAY BE underrated.

DON'T WATCH THE FIRST STORY... SEASON 1 #1 WHATEVER YOU DO!

wHY? YOU WIMPERLY ASK?

Well, uh because ... Allow me to put it this way... Ask you this question.

If you wanted to start an Anthology of "new sci fi what ifs?" would you start it with a story about the Prime Minister of England having to fuck a pig on live tv or "WE WILL KILL THE PRINCESS!"

I can't think of a worst way to start a series.

If I was to capsulize a quote.. it would be when he is escorted down the hallway to the "pig fucking room" with armed guards and his advisors saying, "The psychologists are saying it's best to take your time and not seem to eager or enjoying it."

You guys/gals know how much I hate suspension and having to sit through this in suspension of if the PM would be UP to it and go through with it. Or... his safety and that of his family could not be guaranteed...... SERIOUSLY.... that was said. So this is comedy insanity? Dark Side Twi Light Zone we are past the Outer LImits?

So Don't watch the first one..... Unless you want to learn the truth about having to live the rest of your life with the world knowing your a pig fucker.

Seriously, ... I can't think of a worse way to start something unless its just warning?

DO NOT ENTER HERE!
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