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im spread all over the not online world, having the time of my life, had some close encounters with gmos` who prefer their share of things in hard earned euros

to cut it short, another bust ... "higher" circumstances , costing me about 1400€

including doggie action to sniff the whole bus


actually they were hunting illegal asyl immigrants, not my fault beeing on the wrong spot at the wrong time in the bus - yes its totally chilllling .... 800€ for the possession of a small amount -> some 6 grams of weed was written on the official paper that reached me
(tho i bought 16 grams , 4 different strains , each baggy filled with 4 grams and 3 different kinds of hash, nothing spectacular , about 1 or 2 grams each piece, summed up at 22 grams max or 17 grams min)
motherfuckers stole more than half of my weed making a bigger manipulation, as it got "morphed" into a money making act for the state instead of jail time, which would be of course a probation and by that i would become a negative minus income deal for the government , yay , happy ... arent we ... a win win situation for everybody ... well nearly for everybody, as this kind of act is in the priceclass where you can hire a lawyer who is in the range of 500€-1000€ , so i put him out of the equation, simple maths ... whats the cheaper way ... well and that was it
the rest are fees and driving license shit ... i mean i could go to the official state shrink to give him my pee, that had to be negative and so on including a talking session - speaking some 90 minutes explaining him why i smoked weed in the 1st place, of course this necessity has to be paid out of - guess it - my own pocket , 600€ ... i went already throut this act of mother theresaness, some might still remember the shit that happened to me back 2011 , this time i said , no , not with me, come and get it, my license , and i did wait , i really did ... not knowing that time is money, lol, started out with 53€, gradually climbing up to 125€ , 250€ and 500€ ... where i pulled the rescue rope for the backup parachute ... and not delivering my driving license to the forces, instead i gave them a story, a legal story, infront of the judge who insisted in a pledge / vov, thats even more harsh than the prior act, doing a vov thats a lie, if they would find out = 5 years jail time without probation, nevertheless i went this route "buying" me some time, i cant deliver what i dont have lol
otherwise this medical psychological test are also to be taken without paying astronomical fees, once when time has passed by and i do have to be tested if i am compatible to the traffic .. its simple, if you do it on your own motivation pay some 600€ , but if you are "forced" its for free - danke deutschland, danke !
just bc of those mofos, they wont get my license, which is still valid for the rest of the world
this freedom is worth to me that sum of money - sad but true

other than that, they found out some suspicious values inside of my blood ... hooray , they found hepatitis C in my liver, bc of that i went to the doc for my internals, who did a ultrasonic view on my liver, to see if the virus has started working - btw, there are 5 different kinds of tests for this virus, i got 3 different results , 1st positive, 2nd negative, 3rd positive again, bc of that i have an appointment with the professor for hepatology (a liver specialist), to weed out the false positive or false negative test results and to undergo a dna test paired with quantitative test .. as complicated it sounds, its possible that i only have the immune response of my ex gf and not the virus itself, not being sick at all, but thats another story starting within 2 days and 3 nights ... well another story as i said, here is the real deal .. lol
while ultrasoniging my lower internals, he found out - and i did see it also on the monitor with my own eyes - that my kidneys are broken, either one has shrinked or the other has growen , they arent fully on par with the diagnosis - and bc future is just around the next block, i had 2 visits to the tube center, a high end , only tube center, doing CTs and MRTs and laser rayings , i got no tshirt, but i got the DVD with nearly 400 pictures, creepy giger style,but this time its real life style lol
im old, im fucked up, cant grow indoors atm, weed is still a part of my daily hustling routine instead of the pharmacy , the black market is the only source i got, which means more drafts instead of milk and honey, and bc of this i became again more the poli toxic who lives also somewhere behind my eyes, my brains are underserved with other words

so - here we are:

broken kidneys (or not)
fucked up liver (or not)
ganja fee (judge`ed)
driving license fee (judge`ed)

and thats only the start for this unbelievable year 2018 - i do know that there is more to come trying to frighten me

i got not frightened , only tired .... tired of paying euros to this corrupt facist nazi state




in the meantime i have to figure out, which internet provider will take me as a customer for their online world ... prepaid is out of the question, 10 euros for 2 gig is a no brainer, a few HD videos from da tube and !!bam!! , you are out of hi speed , there is a real flat for LTE , cheap - only 80€ a month ... lol
so back to the wall and its plugs
a 100mbit glass wire, 1st year only 9,99€ a month, the 2nd year 29,99€ a month, meaning 19,99€ when viewed for a 2 year period - and thats also the shortest contract time frame

man

im peering over to the 500mbit connection (that im already using with my smartphone but its not a real flatrate, only 2 gigs of transfer re highspeed then it gets slowed down to 56kilobit/sec) , wich costs also only 9,99€ the 1st year, but climbs up to 49,99€ the 2nd year .... i mean, still cheaper than the LTE solution, but tied to your wall, maybe there will be a upgrade to some hotspots or homespots, one provider took this option for the soccer worldcup, an upgrade for only additional 5€ , that sounds legit to me ... anyhow, strangely im not so much missing the online world, also on the other side, guess it ... i bought a new TV for the main master room, a smart TV, nd it is it, it needs inet - you know - netflix and there like, or browsing da netz ... funny aint it, not long ago the puter was the main - in the middle of the room - attraction, who didnt dreamt of going to bed with da inet and the opened site that we have found in the middle of the night, things got better an compacter and this dream was lived with the help of out laptop .... things moved on, a we got even better suited with a mobile phone, yay, the right thing for the night, but it got even more suited with the invention called tablet ... we didnt dare to think further into the future, but we have arrived - its the TV thats putting us on da webz, only with the help of the remote control

yeah - but - modern TVs arent that cheap ... but effective...
who doesnt like a 4K resolution only 2 meters away with a 120cm screen

money, time, time , money, jail, no jail, sick, ill , crazy, whatever

ganja is (not always) here, sometimes not, sometimes something else, you name it -> i already misused it, even new imported molecules and therelike .... ah man .... just fuck it

enough and too much for all to read and to comprehend , got no probs with "tl,dr" otherwise, who wouldnt think and act the same way that i did ... i mean its out of the questions, of any of them

lol
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Post by bentech »

was wondering!

nice to see ya,
last we heard it was small town with girl and modest commute into another country for a job...
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Post by smokebreaks »

Whoa 2018.

I’d think I’d have paid the 2k€ and been done with it.

Lucky for you, although costly in many ways, you found the health issues, hope you can figure out the kidney thing but lemme tell you. I know an Indian family, one of their daughters was born with 5 of em.

Always been thin as a rail, but her faith in Allah blessed her and she just had a beautiful healthy baby a couple years back.

I’m kinda freaked out on the whole smart tv too.

Here in the states I’m probably paying $300+ for my internets.

But I got a gigabit fiber line.
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Post by Jesús Malverde »

Here's to 2019. Cheers!
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