Went to the Emergency Room Today
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:14 am
I will not go again except
1. In a hearse
2. Unconscious and/or unable to fight for my life
I was at work and lately been have numbness on corner of mouth and right arm. Concerning and annoying like a dentists novacaine wearing off.
Today it grew very strong felt the tingling running down into my hand and I'm feeling slightly but manageable dissasociation.... i.e. lightheaded.
So I go to emergency room.
Big Mistake. I went because my blood pressure turned out to be 219 measured at the urgent care and they wanted to call ambulance for me to take me to hospital.
My great decision to drive my own ass was fortuitous as my truck was not at urgent care 2 miles from where my ass would be released from the hospital if I survived. Which obviously I have so far.
So urgent care is like... so you would feel uncomfortable if we call an ambulance?
"Duh. I fart firecrackers after a bacon sausage and egg breakfast each morning. Are you kidding me?"
So I make it there and heck if no parking space in one of the biggest mall parking spaces short of an amusement park.. I actually looked around for a park and ride or WAIT FOR HOSPITAL BUS HERE.. Nothing.
Finally, I parked. While dieing had to walk 2 blocks.. staggering in door...
"Can Ah Hep you Sir?"
Being out of breath... staggering as fast as I could to the emergency receptionist I gasped... "I think I'm having a stroke." As calmly as I could.
"What is your name sir?"
I told her .. she replied it and mispronounced it.. I spelled it V like Victory.
They took me straight in.....
Wow......
did Bloodpressure and 218/ 117
about same as urgent care i think
So that was about 1:00 p.m.
Had stickers stuck on my chest and pulled my socks down and stickied my ankles even.
took blood..
continuous BP
finally im in the waiting room waiting maybe 1 hour ... girl comes out and calls me in.... Billing.......
sends me back out to waiting room.
3 ... 4 .... 4:30..... 5:00
Most of this time I'm sitting next to the room where they tell families someone has died......
I used to work at the Red Cross so I've been in that room and having lost family been in that room.
Reminds you life is precious.
Finally, 5:30 ... get put in a room and given a gown and attached to a MACHINE with all kinds of wavy lines and buttons... Yessir I had plenty of time to sit and stare at the walls and study those wavy lines and listen to those beeping buttons till finally the doctor arrives and he walks over and touches something on the beeping thing and it stops beeping... Asks me the normal stuff.. you blah blah blah.. allergic to anything?
"no"
leaves and later the beeping starts again..
ok lets cut to the chase.
I'm going stir crazy.. Only thing worse than sitting here stareing at the walls listening to this beeping and sitting in jail is .... I can actually disconnect my ass and walk away.
Seriously, only thing kept me not getting my ass out and escape from doing it was... I needed blood pressure medicine.
They tried to keep me there because my blood pressure stayed around 192 to 208 but finally I was like "Get me outta here." And they assured me they would. Well.
Time slowly or swiftly goes by. It don't matter man.. If your insane or going insane from stareing at a wall ..
I did have some fun though. Remember the button the Dr hit? I looked up there and sure enough there was a silence button.. so I ... tested it slowly at first... pulled off that oxygen clip they attache to your finger.... beeepp beeeppp i hit silent button.. he he he he..
okay next lets try one of these stickers... beep beep beep b eep and light came on "i forget but something unattached"
hit silence .. he he he he
stuck them all back on after awhile and everything reset
sigh.. boredom
can't stand my mind not having something to do..
stares at wall
Oh almost forgot the best part... They took me to this room for a chest xray and girl leaves me there and I'm standing in middle of this room looking around at all the equiment and a shielding area with a glass view plate when a gay guy in a white uniform walks into the room and says, "Would you mind taking off your shirt so your buttons don't show?"
Don't ask me how I know he was gay.. I spent 4 years in the army.
So "sure" I say and strip down.
"Would you mine ..." he winkles his nose and both eyes at once at me "alll the way?"
"Sure" I say... since I'm bold and beautiful.
So I'm still standing there in the middle of the room and 2 nurses come in and start giggling " Oh he's already ready to go."
So anyway I made it home by 9 and BP was still 208 ... smoked couple joints drank a couple beers BP was 145 lets check it again.
tokes on fresh bowl...
Love that Kosher Kush
blueberry hint
ok bp test
ok this is not a test of if Marijuana helps blood pressure. Because they gave me a pill about 4 hours ago and Ive had 4 or 6 beers and 4 or 5 bowls
relaxing.
I did do a simple test earlier bp was 199 then smoked 1 bowl and retested and was 181. Which proves nothing except that it didn't kill me.
ok 151 ..... well thats not 200.
So anyway they tried to keep me there but I was ready to excape if I had to .. thats why I tested the beep silencer....
You never know when something like that may come in handy.
Like a handcuff key scotchtaped behind your balls.
1. In a hearse
2. Unconscious and/or unable to fight for my life
I was at work and lately been have numbness on corner of mouth and right arm. Concerning and annoying like a dentists novacaine wearing off.
Today it grew very strong felt the tingling running down into my hand and I'm feeling slightly but manageable dissasociation.... i.e. lightheaded.
So I go to emergency room.
Big Mistake. I went because my blood pressure turned out to be 219 measured at the urgent care and they wanted to call ambulance for me to take me to hospital.
My great decision to drive my own ass was fortuitous as my truck was not at urgent care 2 miles from where my ass would be released from the hospital if I survived. Which obviously I have so far.
So urgent care is like... so you would feel uncomfortable if we call an ambulance?
"Duh. I fart firecrackers after a bacon sausage and egg breakfast each morning. Are you kidding me?"
So I make it there and heck if no parking space in one of the biggest mall parking spaces short of an amusement park.. I actually looked around for a park and ride or WAIT FOR HOSPITAL BUS HERE.. Nothing.
Finally, I parked. While dieing had to walk 2 blocks.. staggering in door...
"Can Ah Hep you Sir?"
Being out of breath... staggering as fast as I could to the emergency receptionist I gasped... "I think I'm having a stroke." As calmly as I could.
"What is your name sir?"
I told her .. she replied it and mispronounced it.. I spelled it V like Victory.
They took me straight in.....
Wow......
did Bloodpressure and 218/ 117
about same as urgent care i think
So that was about 1:00 p.m.
Had stickers stuck on my chest and pulled my socks down and stickied my ankles even.
took blood..
continuous BP
finally im in the waiting room waiting maybe 1 hour ... girl comes out and calls me in.... Billing.......
sends me back out to waiting room.
3 ... 4 .... 4:30..... 5:00
Most of this time I'm sitting next to the room where they tell families someone has died......
I used to work at the Red Cross so I've been in that room and having lost family been in that room.
Reminds you life is precious.
Finally, 5:30 ... get put in a room and given a gown and attached to a MACHINE with all kinds of wavy lines and buttons... Yessir I had plenty of time to sit and stare at the walls and study those wavy lines and listen to those beeping buttons till finally the doctor arrives and he walks over and touches something on the beeping thing and it stops beeping... Asks me the normal stuff.. you blah blah blah.. allergic to anything?
"no"
leaves and later the beeping starts again..
ok lets cut to the chase.
I'm going stir crazy.. Only thing worse than sitting here stareing at the walls listening to this beeping and sitting in jail is .... I can actually disconnect my ass and walk away.
Seriously, only thing kept me not getting my ass out and escape from doing it was... I needed blood pressure medicine.
They tried to keep me there because my blood pressure stayed around 192 to 208 but finally I was like "Get me outta here." And they assured me they would. Well.
Time slowly or swiftly goes by. It don't matter man.. If your insane or going insane from stareing at a wall ..
I did have some fun though. Remember the button the Dr hit? I looked up there and sure enough there was a silence button.. so I ... tested it slowly at first... pulled off that oxygen clip they attache to your finger.... beeepp beeeppp i hit silent button.. he he he he..
okay next lets try one of these stickers... beep beep beep b eep and light came on "i forget but something unattached"
hit silence .. he he he he
stuck them all back on after awhile and everything reset
sigh.. boredom
can't stand my mind not having something to do..
stares at wall
Oh almost forgot the best part... They took me to this room for a chest xray and girl leaves me there and I'm standing in middle of this room looking around at all the equiment and a shielding area with a glass view plate when a gay guy in a white uniform walks into the room and says, "Would you mind taking off your shirt so your buttons don't show?"
Don't ask me how I know he was gay.. I spent 4 years in the army.
So "sure" I say and strip down.
"Would you mine ..." he winkles his nose and both eyes at once at me "alll the way?"
"Sure" I say... since I'm bold and beautiful.
So I'm still standing there in the middle of the room and 2 nurses come in and start giggling " Oh he's already ready to go."
So anyway I made it home by 9 and BP was still 208 ... smoked couple joints drank a couple beers BP was 145 lets check it again.
tokes on fresh bowl...
Love that Kosher Kush
blueberry hint
ok bp test
ok this is not a test of if Marijuana helps blood pressure. Because they gave me a pill about 4 hours ago and Ive had 4 or 6 beers and 4 or 5 bowls
relaxing.
I did do a simple test earlier bp was 199 then smoked 1 bowl and retested and was 181. Which proves nothing except that it didn't kill me.
ok 151 ..... well thats not 200.
So anyway they tried to keep me there but I was ready to excape if I had to .. thats why I tested the beep silencer....
You never know when something like that may come in handy.
Like a handcuff key scotchtaped behind your balls.