If You Ever Find Your Self

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so i had this flashback down the memory lane ... and since then i cant get no rest, as this fuckin question is bothering me to death :

did the breastmilk tasted and smelled like tobacco ... and i fuckin think so !

damn, no way of double blind testin ... any(she)body can help ???

damn
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Its the craziest thing Bud! You can believe something truly happened when it actually didn't. Like all that time I believed that I had been sucking on my mommys titty when someone came into the room... now don't get dirty minds... I was a baby ... still in diapers.. earliest memory thing.. my other memory next one was watching my sister shit on the stove but thats another story.

So anyway, I look up and felt embaressment.

Finally, one day on this ... ok well actually today I realized its not true it was all a false memory because if I was truly looking up I would see who came in the room but its from my perspective looking at myself from the doorway!

OH MY GORSH@ am I secretely gay? or something?

Oh.. there's got to be medicine for this kinda thing.

No way! I'm cutting my penis off to prove I'm really gay.

I love my penis to much for that.

It's mine and the only one I got.
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deran wrote:so i had this flashback down the memory lane ... and since then i cant get no rest, as this fuckin question is bothering me to death :

did the breastmilk tasted and smelled like tobacco ... and i fuckin think so !

damn, no way of double blind testin ... any(she)body can help ???

damn
did your dad smoke white owl cigars ?
the nipple could have been tainted...
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Enough light creates energy
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Enough space is .. god?

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deran wrote:so i had this flashback down the memory lane ... and since then i cant get no rest, as this fuckin question is bothering me to death :

did the breastmilk tasted and smelled like tobacco ... and i fuckin think so !

damn, no way of double blind testin ... any(she)body can help ???

damn
Sorry K (winces to have to tell you) ... bud? " It was your subconcious dreams wishing you could suck your moms tits while sucking in the tobacco smoke from her wafting cigerette.

Sorry, you know i love you and you don't have to suck my tit or inhale any of my smoking cigerette since I QUIT FUCKING SMOKING 10 YEARS AGO SNOWFLAKE!"

Ooops sorry lol .. my inner werewolf kicked in its a full moon night with a penumbra on the moon.
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OH MY GOSH! THIS IS AN IMMEDIATE INTERRUPTION AND A FLASH NEWS..INTERRUPTING ALL THINGS.

ACID FLASH BACK!..

I'm a baby in back yard in a chair with one of those baby feed trays and my sister Jackie is wearing a diaper and has blonde hair and she is putting grass in my white feeding tray and she im a baby right but i'm thinking aware moment... she thinks i'm stupid enough to eat that.....

RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING
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