Islamic State - drivers license test PART II

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another copy cat a few hundred meters away .... bad karma.... with an IS license, they say, they speculate, they rumor, they try to heat up the moment, tho it was a polish truck, with supposed polish drivers, who were supposedly shot and swapped, who knows .. all that crap that is served ... we will see ... lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12 ... et-berlin/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Berlin terror attack: at least nine dead ....
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whats a 'christmas' market?
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google is your friend :facepalm:

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bentech wrote:whats a 'christmas' market?
you need to get out more :facepalm:

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I don't get the drivers license testing part.

If I was islams allah I'd require 1 question and you answer it wrong you not only don't get a drivers license you die infidel!

Which joke is funnier?

Once upon a time when Muhammad one day grew tired he cried to allah how many more desert miles must I tredge to the next oasis?

A. And then muhammad's camel spoke to him in Allahs voice and said a few.

B And then muhammad's camel lifted its tail and said aaa phew.
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Not the First Time a Terror Suspect Apparently Left a Paper Trail — or Was Previously Known

Today, WhoWhatWhy has seen heavy traffic coming from Google searches that point to a story we ran almost two years ago. Why the sudden interest? It took us only a moment to discover the connection: We had written about the odd phenomenon of terrorists repeatedly leaving ID papers behind at the scene. And now, with the Berlin truck attack, we see yet another such example.

We also see that, in a pattern we have previously reported on with other terror incidents, the suspect was already known to authorities — had even been in custody, but was released.


The Berlin truck attack suspect had been arrested in August with forged documents on his way to Italy but was released by a judge, a German security official tells CNN.

The suspect’s identity papers were found inside the truck used in Monday’s attack on a Christmas market, which left 12 people dead, German security officials said.

The suspect was known to German security services as someone in contact with radical Islamist groups, and had been assessed as posing a risk, Interior Minister of North Rhine-Westphalia Ralf Jaeger told reporters.

The suspect was believed to have entered Germany in July 2015, Jaeger said. His asylum request was refused in June, and Tunisian authorities were informed when the deportation process started.

What does it all mean? That’s for you to decide. You can start by reading the original article, below.



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COP#1: You there! Stop in the name of the law. Are you planning on blowing anything up today or past present future?

DETAINEE: "No thir."

COP#2: Talking from behind detainees back "Do you have any bombs grenades or machine guns on you or up your ass?

DETAINEE: "No thir."

COP#!: Gleefully, "Mind if we search? For our own safety and yours."

DETAINEE: "EYEBALLS" swivel.
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MadMoonMan wrote: I don't get the drivers license testing part.

i heard, using motorized vehicles in order to kill ppl must be the latest shit for some "special" groups....
this summer in Nice, France:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Nice_attack" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
On the evening of 14 July 2016, a 19 tonne cargo truck was deliberately driven into crowds celebrating Bastille Day on the Promenade des Anglais in Nice, France, resulting in the deaths of 86 people and injuring 434.....
The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) claimed responsibility for the attack....
this was the "inventor" , that in berlin was just a copy cat, actually a major fail, a fail of fails ... honestly, if anyone would commit such an act of terror and would have the same predispositions and would only succeed in 9 (now 14) cases, i mean - that would be something to be ashemd of, something for outtakes on youtube, so ignorant amateurish bloody dilletant idiotic, that i dont have any words for it ... (if the act of terror as such is neglected) ....
ok i have to confess that ive been to war and shit, and learned stuff from the frontline, if that makes any sense to display this discrepancy ... we even had in school a course that was called "defence and rescue of people and nation", where we built bombs, played with weapons, and got grades at the range with the 47 on 250 meters ... anyway ... any kindergarden kid, instructed, would have done a better job .. i mean .. just hi jack a full bus, thats already 5 times more "success" than this "inside" job ... like it seams to me, as he got the order .. "yeah, do an evil act of terror, a real one, but keep it low, really low under the radar, with just as much colleteral damage as needed, that the masses have to swallow this bitter pill ...
and yeah, he forgot his ID papers, and then they tracked down his "smart"(ass) phone to italy and killed him today a few hours ago, politicians are having orgasm in the eyes of x-mas "he will never ever again be abale to hurt anybodys again, we are so happy" .... my ass bullshit ... WTF ... who is gonna believe this, except the majority of lemmings ... oh yeah best part that leaked out: "hes been under constant surveilance" and tho he crossed rules for immigrants (leaving his county) , which would have been a reason for deportation (especially when it was known that hes up to no good), theyve let him travell some 500 - 600 kms away (across germany) to berlin, so that he could do what he did ... yeah, if you ask me, they gave him escort

guys - whats that crazy planet we are on ... and why havent monkeys already taken over for better :confused:
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"My son." whisks beard thoughtfully. "There are those in this world who eat fish head stew. And there are those in this world who poison fish head stew.

EDITORS COMMENT: I was going to do a monkeys not having opposable thumbs joke and so can't take over the world but when I did a "We Never Guess We Look It Up" club thing I found most monkeys have opposable thumbs so that comedy routine quickly got tossed.
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Before we get anyone up in a hissy fit that the "WE HATE FISHHEAD SOUP" crowd was left out. Your numbers were so negligible so we didn't bother polling you. So get over it.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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