When an Evil Bastard Decides to Kill Yo' Ass

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You better expect it coming.

cuz

have a backup knife or weapon handy

so you can pull some kung fu karate ass on him her or them.

FIENDS PLOT:

Drug Dealer #1 guy: "We git his Yankee white ass over here and we say we love him and you show your tits and ask him to suck em and den I shoot his white mofo ass in back of his head!

Drug Dealer #2 gurl: "Yew dumaas! I gotchas git fucked first. I'm horny. I'm gonna fuck him first! Wait till I'm cumming then shoot his white ass in the head.

Drug Dealer #1 guy: "yeah your ugly fat ass should get yo HOPES UP? Just grab his right gun arm when I nod.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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If I live I will r eply
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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The number of drug deals I've walked into and came out alive are unnumbered but verified since I'm here typing about them.

So many close calls It scares me thinking back and that I'm still alive.

Living with people murder you for your shoes. One beer.. A guy prison institutionalzed out got mad mad at me. I was a good enough friend to him? Why didn't I like him enough?

I mean a big solid dude.

Construction site in texas with housing

Evryoneone gone one day but me and him he's like

"danger will robinson.... contain this death threat."

You do what you have to do.

I nodded and gave him the rest of my 1/8 left over warm bottom beer.

He drank it and seemed more agreeable.

As I slipped away.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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You know he's coming so you disarm him once he gets there by changing the stage.

separately him from his gun grabbing fat anxious assistant.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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