rudimentary basics of disappearing...

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:52 am

As proof of my revised theory behold..

Those who have dissappeared...

2015 - 2009 years gone

As a new public offering.. you to can be dissappeared or have any of your loved ones dissappear after "Required By Law" period of waiting until Life Insurance Policy kicks in. Written to us of course to ensure your best tax benefit.

Any excess expenditures over expenses will of course "as per Law" be dispensed via check to your home on our address list. Which according to no law we provide everything to any one with $10.00 and needs a blow job from our Person in charge of blowjobs that day. As also required by law we cannot say if the on the job blowjob person will be male or female.

We can say that Muslims and black people get a higher percentage chance to get the job so apply quickly while there aren't any quotas.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 16, 2016 1:23 am

Ok since there were so many applicants wow.. uh we immediately assembled an assembly line ok

A. You guys volunteering to pay us $5.00 a piece go to the right and get in the nearest empty stall. Inter your dick in the hole in the stall next to the

INSERT CREDIT CARD WITH PICTURE ID IN SLOT .

B. You other people.. We need donkey heads... to the back of the line.. way way back.. your blocking everyone else.. you 5 faggots there in the middle of the hallway.. get your greasy assholes backe to.. those hugh orange combs on top of your heads is giving me a head ache.

and sinus "Pee Yew!" FLUFFS AT feather particles floating on air.

C. 19.5% for you after I take care of your taxes.

D. The more happy services you perform the more money you make

E. No more dicktononomys like what happened last year and the year before and the year before that and the year before that uh all records were burned in hell.. uh whatever .. year so nothing before that.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:14 am

Little boy raises hand "

Teacher: "Yeth Leroy?"

Leroy: "Where do our turds disappear to when they flush down those holes?"

Teacher having a bad day and after 2 months of Leroy she is about had it and loses it momentarily.

Teacher: "You should ask your mom why your toilet is constantly stopped up Leroy since it has never worked right since your mom chopped your dad and his mom up and ran them through the sink blender. If it wasn't cheaper you'd be locked up in a loony asylum...."

But being a professional she calms down and says

They go into the earth then into the water and food you drink Leroy.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:27 am

Then the acid kicks in

Leroy lesson to you before and I know its to late now but don't get your sorry nitpicking ass focused on unless your ready for it just before an acid flashback

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:29 am

Oh shit finally after all these years Im having an acid flashback wait wait.. I got to pee first brb.

Just kidding... I ain't putting no peeing in front of an acid flashback .. you think I'm crazy?

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