hope so also.
i found this pretty funny.
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People are born with the instinct to fight against their own death, to struggle with their last breath against even the most unavoidable and uncompromising ends.
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so
i had a chat with ed rosenthal - and im angry, i didnt knew he would show up at the ICBC and therefore i havent had his/my book on me to get a signiture
tommy chong hasnt had also time for his fans and was just 5 minutes available ... too bad ...
but
thx to you us guys , who were here and brought a lot of concentrates ... they were running the dab bar within the dab bunker at the party and gave hits away for free to everyone who was interested .... actually .. my guess is, that they were searching for "dab victims" without success, as we already know how to dab :D
grreat startup for this season .. 420 is also around the corner ... yay ...
pary on!
i had a chat with ed rosenthal - and im angry, i didnt knew he would show up at the ICBC and therefore i havent had his/my book on me to get a signiture
tommy chong hasnt had also time for his fans and was just 5 minutes available ... too bad ...
but
thx to you us guys , who were here and brought a lot of concentrates ... they were running the dab bar within the dab bunker at the party and gave hits away for free to everyone who was interested .... actually .. my guess is, that they were searching for "dab victims" without success, as we already know how to dab :D
grreat startup for this season .. 420 is also around the corner ... yay ...
pary on!
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a bitch is a bitch is a bitch
a bitch is a bitch is a bitch 
got home from work and my landlord was waiting for me with the words "deran, i got a couple of emails from your ex-gf" ...
all those weeks it was quiet and peaceful until - well ... he gave me his smartphone to read those emails .. you wouldnt believe ... in short she demanded the deposit for this apartment, as its hers she wrote, because she was the one who payed all bills and the rent and what not ... she was even in a big worry, that i would damage something within the apartment and the deposit would be gone due to restorations ...
i couldnt believe what i was reading ...
then my landlord gave me again his phone to let me read his answer, where he clearly stated that he is tied to the contract that he has with the tenant, as such is the law, and guess what ... exactly - im the tenant, its my signature on the rental contract, its my deposit and its my decision when or where im gonna be the tenant
this situation got me more than mad, the blood in the veins was already boiling and cooking .. first couple of bong hits havent had the effect i needed ... so i choose plan b for relaxation, sat in front of the puter to surf a bit on facebook and read some jokes to lower my blood pressure ... but hey , while im there i can take a look into my emails, bc i had such a feeling .. and ... bingo ... an email from the ex ... but guess what, of course the opposite shit than in the email from the landlord ... "hey deran, how are you, is everything ok, im fine, dont worry, im working hard and im busy .. bla bla bla ... let me tell you, that i found some important documents of yours that you will need in the future, and i want to bring them to your place"
knowing womens logic i quickly answered the email "oh cool, thats great news, luckily for you, im at home tonight and you can come over anytime" ... 2 hours later she replied that she hasnt time, but will have time soon, these days, this week, or so ... (talk about exact timing lol)
so a bitch is a bitch is a bitch
of course im emotionally deranged not knowing what to do and beeing tired but so stressed that sleep will be impossible
all i can do is to be a snitch, and to tell her boss that she is stealing money from his shop and hardware .. like roor bongs, mighty&crafty vaporizers and therelike ... , yes i got not only proof, i got the evidence and i got all my co-workers who all witnessed her junky behavior / mentality , i wonder how her boss hasnt checked her framed game ... i mean shes having withdrawal symptoms, which are called "the cold" ... but its a magic cold, that lasts just an hour or maybe two ... really a magical cold ... half a gram of smack and its dissapeared ... and her co-workers and the boss (also a growshop/headshop) you would think, because they work "within the field" they should know better, but they are dumb and shes fooling them easily ... a bitch is a bitch is a bitch ...
so what about this idea, i mean, i want only the best for her .. like her health ... and my impression is, that a 2 year long therapy (maybe even behind bars) would be the best to save her life and her health, before something ugly happens to her .. yes , you could say that i care .. that i really care ... luckily they have turbo test within the shop, where they can test for any substance within 5 minutes .. those wipe swabs ... will always stay positive for heroin ...
a bitch is a bitch is a bitch
guys im so upset, i dont know what to do .. and i smoked all my stash up, and the drugs dont work ... argh ... crap crap crap shit god damn shitcrap crapshit shitshit bitch
got home from work and my landlord was waiting for me with the words "deran, i got a couple of emails from your ex-gf" ...
all those weeks it was quiet and peaceful until - well ... he gave me his smartphone to read those emails .. you wouldnt believe ... in short she demanded the deposit for this apartment, as its hers she wrote, because she was the one who payed all bills and the rent and what not ... she was even in a big worry, that i would damage something within the apartment and the deposit would be gone due to restorations ...
i couldnt believe what i was reading ...
then my landlord gave me again his phone to let me read his answer, where he clearly stated that he is tied to the contract that he has with the tenant, as such is the law, and guess what ... exactly - im the tenant, its my signature on the rental contract, its my deposit and its my decision when or where im gonna be the tenant
this situation got me more than mad, the blood in the veins was already boiling and cooking .. first couple of bong hits havent had the effect i needed ... so i choose plan b for relaxation, sat in front of the puter to surf a bit on facebook and read some jokes to lower my blood pressure ... but hey , while im there i can take a look into my emails, bc i had such a feeling .. and ... bingo ... an email from the ex ... but guess what, of course the opposite shit than in the email from the landlord ... "hey deran, how are you, is everything ok, im fine, dont worry, im working hard and im busy .. bla bla bla ... let me tell you, that i found some important documents of yours that you will need in the future, and i want to bring them to your place"
knowing womens logic i quickly answered the email "oh cool, thats great news, luckily for you, im at home tonight and you can come over anytime" ... 2 hours later she replied that she hasnt time, but will have time soon, these days, this week, or so ... (talk about exact timing lol)
so a bitch is a bitch is a bitch
of course im emotionally deranged not knowing what to do and beeing tired but so stressed that sleep will be impossible
all i can do is to be a snitch, and to tell her boss that she is stealing money from his shop and hardware .. like roor bongs, mighty&crafty vaporizers and therelike ... , yes i got not only proof, i got the evidence and i got all my co-workers who all witnessed her junky behavior / mentality , i wonder how her boss hasnt checked her framed game ... i mean shes having withdrawal symptoms, which are called "the cold" ... but its a magic cold, that lasts just an hour or maybe two ... really a magical cold ... half a gram of smack and its dissapeared ... and her co-workers and the boss (also a growshop/headshop) you would think, because they work "within the field" they should know better, but they are dumb and shes fooling them easily ... a bitch is a bitch is a bitch ...
so what about this idea, i mean, i want only the best for her .. like her health ... and my impression is, that a 2 year long therapy (maybe even behind bars) would be the best to save her life and her health, before something ugly happens to her .. yes , you could say that i care .. that i really care ... luckily they have turbo test within the shop, where they can test for any substance within 5 minutes .. those wipe swabs ... will always stay positive for heroin ...
a bitch is a bitch is a bitch
guys im so upset, i dont know what to do .. and i smoked all my stash up, and the drugs dont work ... argh ... crap crap crap shit god damn shitcrap crapshit shitshit bitch
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Intrinsic wrote:Haven't heard from ben for a while ... Hope he ok.
Been thinking the same thing
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High buds! Just to share.... I've been in the hospital for 11 days now. I only expected to be here for 4 or 5 days this time but it was at that point they had to go back in. Been living with IBS and Divertitis/Colitis since 2001. I don't like to talk about it. But they had me ready to wheel in for heart surgery, to replace my Aortic valve last month, and postponed it at the very last minute, to do this first. 2 GI doctors had been wrong about the order of things. With luck and a favorable 4th Catscan, I"m hoping to go home on Monday, maybe. If not, I have my escape route planned out... Just have to avoid the lasers and tranq darts.. 
but they will drag me back for a 3rd surgery to put me back together still, and also for the heart surgery. 
but they will drag me back for a 3rd surgery to put me back together still, and also for the heart surgery. Prohibition is Futile THC will be Assimilated
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all the best munchy !
we will stay here and keep your positions free for you until you can wheel out on your own
actually i have to laugh so hard, us beeing here for decades and forgetting how fast time is passing by and that time is also dragging on our lives and our health, somehow strange .. from the medical point of view ... i mean, where are those sick ones .. i dont see any, i see just us and by that forgetting that every handle is a story of its own, with problems that are common in the non - canna - world ... we are still fighting for a better today and a better tomorrow , and how would our lifes be if there wouldnt be this plant and those stupid laws around her ... we probably would have never met and our lifes wouldnt be that fulfilled , who knows , maybe things would be better, maybe worse .. i dont know ... but i like often to think about stuff in the "what if" position ...
so take a deep breath full of thc , lean back and let those docs do their thing, until you take another draw of thc smoke !
im gonna start this round with a bong full of -new zealonds best - !
we will stay here and keep your positions free for you until you can wheel out on your own
actually i have to laugh so hard, us beeing here for decades and forgetting how fast time is passing by and that time is also dragging on our lives and our health, somehow strange .. from the medical point of view ... i mean, where are those sick ones .. i dont see any, i see just us and by that forgetting that every handle is a story of its own, with problems that are common in the non - canna - world ... we are still fighting for a better today and a better tomorrow , and how would our lifes be if there wouldnt be this plant and those stupid laws around her ... we probably would have never met and our lifes wouldnt be that fulfilled , who knows , maybe things would be better, maybe worse .. i dont know ... but i like often to think about stuff in the "what if" position ...
so take a deep breath full of thc , lean back and let those docs do their thing, until you take another draw of thc smoke !
im gonna start this round with a bong full of -new zealonds best - !
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