Saw the movie. sucked donkey balls. I mean it really really sucked. Thought it sucked when I saw it but now after a day of letting it sit in me belly it's starting to belch up the worst smell.
Things that are just too freaking stupid.
New Death Planet thingie.
What the fck is that? So basically it does the same thing the death star did, but less efficiently, less stealthy, and with a shield generator that doesn't work worth shit. And how the fuck are they generating that shield? If they had enough power to shield a whole fucking planet wouldn't that be more than enough to power some weapons? And why blow up that planet where the republic is? It's the richest planet in the galaxy, the hub of the universe so to speak. Our military would wet themselves if they could come up a weapon that could kill the people but leave cities intact. And these big nasty evil new order fucks have never heard of chemical warfare? Too evil for them? For Christs sake they are some stupid mofos. WHat's their goal? To rule over the rest of the useless universe?
Rey "feminist wet dream" skywalker.
Anakin Skywalker will bring balance to the force.....whoops me mean
Luke Skywalker will bring balance to the force...whoops me meam
Rey Skywalker will bring balance...shut the fuck up already.
That fucking Abraham asswipe just destroyed everything we knew about star wars, Jedi training? Don't need it, never did, all you need is a bunch of feminist having a menstrual melt down that there are no strong women leads in sci-fi and here comes bad robot mofo to save the day, he'll give you a strong girl, stronger than any Jedi up to this point just to make you happy.
And where they fuck did she get her pilots license and engineering background? did the fucking force teach her when she was collecting scrap around the desert? And don't these spaceships have fucking keys? All these bad ass thieve mofos handing out slave rations just leave their doors open to spaceships which must be worth the price of an oil tanker? Didn't they talk about selling the droids in the first movie just to book passage on it? Pretty fucking expensive but apparently in this new movie space ships are like a schwinn bike, dime a dozen, no need to lock them up.
Fuck it was stupid.
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What? No spoiler alerts? My Christmas is ruined! RUINED!
One for the rook
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One for the crow
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worse than the hobbit?!?!?!
i was so holding out for batman kicking supermans ass
that idea's been floating around nearly 30 years in the paper reads
now the preview's hinting their going to fuck that up!
i was so holding out for batman kicking supermans ass
that idea's been floating around nearly 30 years in the paper reads
now the preview's hinting their going to fuck that up!
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Better than the hobbit by nature of it being much shorter alone.
One of guiltiest pleasures I've had was batman~vs~darth vader
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When fans can make something this kick ass you're less impressed with what they can make for 200 million
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When fans can make something this kick ass you're less impressed with what they can make for 200 million
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not bad at all!
my guilty pleasure is the sequal to dazed and confused,
seen it?
everybody wants some
my guilty pleasure is the sequal to dazed and confused,
seen it?
everybody wants some
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Has your son ever seen the original?
I spent good money going to the cinema (as opposed to downloading it for free) to watch this latest piece of shit. George Lucas was right (even though that cunt's to blame for selling out and making all those other shit Star Wars movies) - it was a blatant rip-off of the original.
And what's with Carry Fisher? Has she done so much fucking coke and crank that she can't even move her jaw muscles anymore?
I spent good money going to the cinema (as opposed to downloading it for free) to watch this latest piece of shit. George Lucas was right (even though that cunt's to blame for selling out and making all those other shit Star Wars movies) - it was a blatant rip-off of the original.
And what's with Carry Fisher? Has she done so much fucking coke and crank that she can't even move her jaw muscles anymore?
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If you've ever watched sesame street with your kid you've seen all the in jokes they put in for parents because they understand. This movie was a piss poor excuse for a kid's movie or for the original fans. Any kid with a brain will grow up and be embarrassed that they didn't get how fucking stupid this movie was.