i knew a big game hunter!

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i knew a big game hunter!

Post by bentech »

actually
i was just an acquaintance

actually
i knew his daughter
his lawyer called me an attractive nusiance

he had a couple story tall trophy room in the house

some of those gazzle things are huge!
make even the tigers look tame

quite gaudy
in the rustic way

it had a firepoll!
salvage from someplace famous
it had its own staircase for use

was also the pool room
the table was owned long ago by the famous city founder general william jackson parker
the balls were all ivory
nothing rolled strait

i wondered if pop had any idea what that poll got used for often
after a couple weeks hanging about i found the hidden camera's
and saw where they were pointed

then i knew
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Back when my main hobby was still drinking, I used to drink in this bar just off of the Sacramento River in Rio Vista decorated with the heads of pretty much everything with parents. The original owner had traveled the world trophy hunting; spent most of a substantial inheritance doing it & having his kills mounted. I've hunted & fished most of my life, even helped my dad & his buddy, an Athabaskan friend from the air force, run a bear guide service with hounds. I loved those hounds. That said, I only ever hunted what I would eat. Acorn fed bear ain't too bad, but if they've been eating fish they taste like rotten oysters.
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I saw those protesters outside his office on the news today. I wonder how many had a moral crisis enjoying their mc nuggets & whoppers afterward. It seems to me that the hunter did everything right in this story: hired a licensed guide, paid his fees, took the shot when the guide told him to. It was the guide who baited just outside a national park, failed to ensure it wasn't collared before clearing the shot, his the collar in a tree instead of turning it in and failed to report an improper kill. Zimbabwe allows trophy hunting, markets itself as a premium trophy hunting venue, and uses its guides as its primary enforcers of proper hunting practices.
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