ive this girl...
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ive this girl...
aint seen her in years but she texts now and again
she says that im mean
no idea what shes talking about and wont explain
never ment to be mean or even anything like that
frankly, im lost
she says that im mean
no idea what shes talking about and wont explain
never ment to be mean or even anything like that
frankly, im lost
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Probably because she keeps texting you and you haven't made a move yet.
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Prawn Connery wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 11:05 amProbably because she keeps texting you and you haven't made a move yet.
never learned how to make the moves well
always had girls throwing themselves at me
always prefered smart girls
youve got to let them talk and
the talk is better that way
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Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I've been busy, protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.
So c'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face,
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face,
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the TV – it's all one Big Lie!
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.
So c'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face,
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face,
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
I'm proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel is on strike?
Ah then it's all over, for my Third Reich!
So c'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face,
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face,
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face,
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face,
Defecate on my face, defecate on my face!
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And another for good measure.
Ladies and gentlemen
For the next song, "Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway", please make welcome the massed pipes of TISM!
Oh, one, two, three, four
Bruises, bruises, bruises
Cuts, cuts, cuts
Giblets, giblets, giblets
Guts, guts, guts
Death, death, death, death
Oh, one, two, three, four
Hacksaw, hacksaw, hacksaw
Scrape, scrape, scrape
Murder, murder, murder
Rape, rape, rape
Death, death, death, death
Death, death, death, death
Amway, Amway, Amway
Amway, Amway, Amway
Oh, one, two, three, four
Torture, torture, torture
Rack, rack, rack
Slaughter, slaughter, slaughter
Attack, attack, attack
Death, death, death, death
Death, death, death, death
Amway, Amway, Amway
Amway, Amway, Amway
Death, death, death, death
Death, death, death, death
Amway, Amway, Amway
Amway, Amway, Amway
I say, boy, what you need is a dog
Ladies and gentlemen
For the next song, "Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway", please make welcome the massed pipes of TISM!
Oh, one, two, three, four
Bruises, bruises, bruises
Cuts, cuts, cuts
Giblets, giblets, giblets
Guts, guts, guts
Death, death, death, death
Oh, one, two, three, four
Hacksaw, hacksaw, hacksaw
Scrape, scrape, scrape
Murder, murder, murder
Rape, rape, rape
Death, death, death, death
Death, death, death, death
Amway, Amway, Amway
Amway, Amway, Amway
Oh, one, two, three, four
Torture, torture, torture
Rack, rack, rack
Slaughter, slaughter, slaughter
Attack, attack, attack
Death, death, death, death
Death, death, death, death
Amway, Amway, Amway
Amway, Amway, Amway
Death, death, death, death
Death, death, death, death
Amway, Amway, Amway
Amway, Amway, Amway
I say, boy, what you need is a dog
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and here i though i was always the king of morbid in the room
bravo...
bravo...
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LOL! You know only twisted fucks frequent this place. All the normal people get scared off by juice.
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