"The Good Wife Guide" circa 1955.

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The good wife's guide

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you"ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and , if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Be happy to see him.
Listen to him You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first-remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other placees of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stay out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don' ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

And the most important thing;

A good wife always knows her place.

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gonna print this out and stick it on the fridge !!! :toker1:
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Post by Prawn Connery »

Get back in the fucking kitchen, prawn bitch!


Go on . . . Now jump in that pot of boiling fucking water! That's right, that one on the stove. Now throw the fucking kids in there, too! This ain't no fucking prawn BBQ, bitch! Now get in the fucking water and boil yo ass off!

Yes, I want salt and vinegar with that - DO I HAVE TO FUCKING ASK!?!

Mmm . . . boiled prawns . . . Yeah, suck that sauce up, bitch!

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Is this what Make-America-Great-Again is about? And lobotomy for black lives matter movement.
Hell while the machine is warmed up, put some democrats and environmental scientist in line too.
MAGA!

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