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Due to insanity reasons. Germs and all. You know Ice Cubes do not prevent or kill germs.

Thats all I have to say about that.

Those dead squirrels next to those year old trouts ain't gonna be easy to clean that stank out of your frig man.

Gah! Trust me from experience.. spend the money get a whole new fridge man!

Yew! serious..

gag .. don't even get me started with the stories man you don't want to hear.. trust me..


you don't want to smell it
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Bear ate my cat.

Had an all white cat... long and wondrous story how I found her but this is how I lost her

Pure White Innocent pussy cat moved to woods
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One of many lifes storys lost in time
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WARNING there was a time warp event happend there.

I know you guys/gals think I'm crazy

So I'm not going to argue the point an "event" happend
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If you see this post sent b ack from future then Bob is dead and Ted is lost in the administraive phase.

find the Dildo.
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find the dildo! did ya lose it in a bottomless hole?
Should of gotten a steely dan instead, better music too.


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Is this a gay hair band ..snide remark?

Are you a racist or something?

Just because hair bands had $1,000 hair styling doesn't mean they are gay.

Now the people who sold them all that hair spray may have been gay butt that's another story.

All politics aside seriously, Dr. if I like steely dan do you think I'm gay?

They sure had some perrty hair.

Wore them little tiny glittery suits.

High whooping heels.. YEAH! BABY!

And just because I loved those wide elephant legs that aired out my privates?

Seriously Doc. Do ya think I'm secretly gay?
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well along with the story you told me last visit and i quote..

Can you get butt-pregnant if you use a Ouija board with other guys?

I mean, all of our wangs were flopped down on the planchette...

We got hard and Justin came first. fucking Justin.

Much like vomiting; the emissions were contagious.

Does this make our team gay?
i would say that yes you have some gay tendencies.
time is up. see you next week.

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muff puff check

omg
awoken the right way

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Lrus007 wrote:well along with the story you told me last visit and i quote..

Can you get butt-pregnant if you use a Ouija board with other guys?

I mean, all of our wangs were flopped down on the planchette...

We got hard and Justin came first. fucking Justin.

Much like vomiting; the emissions were contagious.

Does this make our team gay?
i would say that yes you have some gay tendencies.
time is up. see you next week.

your dr.

Only way you could have gotten that was through NSA unmasking.

I demand to see the quote where I'm alleged to have said that?

My lawwer will call you Monday morning.
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