and then one day

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when the beer aint here
the space and time
adjust the fear

for the moment
it becomes so clear
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You were born alone and naked

You die alone hopefully covered with a blanket.

No one wants to see your skinny knees.

DOCTOR: Yells to assistant, "HOW THE HELL CAN i CUT THIS DEAD MANS TOE NAILS WITH THESE TINY SCISSORS! I NEED A NUMBER 12! WHAT TRAINING SCHOOL DID YOU TRAIN IN?"
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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Above to be sung in melody key of D

before beginning to sing it truthfully and honestly and wholely Wonderful as I wrote it you must first.


close your eyes and picture yourself in a pasture and your a horse

a girl horse and your horny and contrary snarling and jumping about shaking your buttocks wildly in awkward attempts to attract my attention.

Butt I ignore you seeing as how your a whore and a cunt and you are only trying to seduce me.

Into what my inquisitive mind ponders?

sexual deviancies quiver anticipatingly.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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