So Its 93 degrees today I go to Walmart

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For my. You know stuff you have to buy like cat food. P.S> Don't wake up in the morning with no cat food if you love your cats and hate going to the store before your first cup of coffee!

All I'm sayin' Kno whut Aye Meen?

So anyway I'm buying my stuff and I'm leaving so the "guy" checks my reciept right? Bro? Ya know whut aye MEEN?"

So, I make it out of there alive and I'm loaded and in my truck when I back over some grandma like 86 year old slow granny walking bitch man.

I'm so pissed off I put everything into wheel spinning fast forward.. "Yeah, Ouchh! is what I said to when it happened."

Ok so this is like 4th time this year. They keep running in front or behind my truck because they are herding or something. Everytime I go to Walmart they are every where.

Backing up traffic while walking mindlessly in the middle of the Wallmart parking lane! I honk at them to know good. I even lost it once time and started yelling "You XPLETIVE DELETED OLD FART! YOU DON'T SCARE ME WAVING THAT WALKER AT ME! ILL GO ONE ON ONE WITH YA ANYTIME..

Ok well a couple times but only cause I had to esculate hic things. um escalate. um eleva... um what is this an elevator ride? Where is it going again?

That 96 year old lady in N.C. deliberately jumped into my windshield. She and she tried to hit me with her umbrella first. So self defense.
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Besides my Pscychiatrist says I'm completely innocent and that my insane alter ego pressed the accelerator and shifted gears in an insane attempt at self denial.

Therefore by not self denialing myself I will be cured.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.

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i goes there as an alibi
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i hardly ever go there.
seems every time i do some ass hit's my cart with there cart.
wtf you can not make it down a 2 lane isle.
i park way out in the parking lot there also.
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Yeah like that 86 year old fart in Arkansas. Im trying to grab her cart and fling it out of the road and she clung on to it and pushed it against me so I rammed here and ran over her with the shopping cart then when I got in the truck and realized what happened by accident I tried to b ack up over her to pump her up with my air tires. Run over 1 pump.. 2 and 3 and 4 and reverse car run over hump c ount 1 and 2 and 3 and r forward gear.. hump 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 see how its like pumped to heart rhythmn.

Again not my fault and I actually attempted to save her.
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you should have gone with the leather satchel
takes alot longer for them to become old bags...
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Thats like the #1 worst pun I've ever heard in my life my Friend.

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