this one still gets me,
still dont know how i fixed the dim bulb...
trouble with a three way switch...
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I only know one thing. Keep rubber between you and it.
I learnt that real quick rite after my divorce from Matilda.
Worked as an apprentice electrician for a Woman owned construction firm.
When there are multiple hookups involved you know chances are sooner or later there is going to be a problem.
One wrong transfer during multiple inter-courses and every interconnecting circuit becomes compromised.
Yes.. I'm saying everyone was screwed ...
Came home one day found her waiting in my room and had a red bandana with her. Asked me if I'd blind fold her?
Not to reveal to much but.. She also had me yell ... "I'm a gonna ride ya Calamity!" but thats normal the one really weird request was. "I'm gittin' you now fer cheatin' in that card game!"
She actually stuck a fingernail file in area underneath my balls. that tough muscle thing.
Made me do the accent just right and everything.
Threatened to make me suffer a painful rest of my life.
Electrocution is not funny! It's painful. thats why writing comedies about is so difficult.
Ask any stand up comedian.
I learnt that real quick rite after my divorce from Matilda.
Worked as an apprentice electrician for a Woman owned construction firm.
When there are multiple hookups involved you know chances are sooner or later there is going to be a problem.
One wrong transfer during multiple inter-courses and every interconnecting circuit becomes compromised.
Yes.. I'm saying everyone was screwed ...
Came home one day found her waiting in my room and had a red bandana with her. Asked me if I'd blind fold her?
Not to reveal to much but.. She also had me yell ... "I'm a gonna ride ya Calamity!" but thats normal the one really weird request was. "I'm gittin' you now fer cheatin' in that card game!"
She actually stuck a fingernail file in area underneath my balls. that tough muscle thing.
Made me do the accent just right and everything.
Threatened to make me suffer a painful rest of my life.
Electrocution is not funny! It's painful. thats why writing comedies about is so difficult.
Ask any stand up comedian.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.
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As a few examples:
Dude 1: Hey dude.. I heard your mom got electricuted! Sorry.. and all.. Gee.
Dude 2: Yeah she got fried like eggs in hot grease.
Dude 1: Oy man that sounds awful!
Dude 2: Yeah She looked like a piece of bacon.
Dude 1: YEW! MAN!
Dude 2: Problem, was she smelled like one to. So now I can never eat bacon again.
Dude 1: Hey dude.. I heard your mom got electricuted! Sorry.. and all.. Gee.
Dude 2: Yeah she got fried like eggs in hot grease.
Dude 1: Oy man that sounds awful!
Dude 2: Yeah She looked like a piece of bacon.
Dude 1: YEW! MAN!
Dude 2: Problem, was she smelled like one to. So now I can never eat bacon again.
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Joke #2
Muslim Agent: After getting Dude 2's number: Ring Ring "Hello thir? Would you like to join the muslim brotherhood of non pig eaters?
We gif free brochure to you.
Muslim Agent: After getting Dude 2's number: Ring Ring "Hello thir? Would you like to join the muslim brotherhood of non pig eaters?
We gif free brochure to you.
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#3 Girlfriend in parked car in park with Neil Diamond playing. "What's that strong warm firm vibration in your pants?"
GUY: "Your sitting on my cell phone."
*editors note. all electromagnetic waves allowed.
GUY: "Your sitting on my cell phone."
*editors note. all electromagnetic waves allowed.
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hot date...
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lolDick Cheese wrote:gawd, another necro post
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