Munchy's Lobster Pizza

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Munchy's Lobster Pizza

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ingredients:
2 slices Indian flatbread
seafood cocktail sauce
1 slice pepper jack cheese
a few oz shredded cheese blend
1 slice red onion
1 small habanero pepper
8 mild pepper-chino rings
2 mushrooms
a dozen cashews
a dozen small scallops
1/2 pack of "Classic Lobster"(Alaskan Pollock surimi)
3 slices pre-cooked hickory smoked bacon
Gordon Biersch Maibock, Festbier, or your favorite Oktoberfest biers
1 gram of your finest buds

place 1/2g herb in a double-bubbler & caramelize it with a butane lighter & inhale deeply & often
pre-heat oven to 420f
next spread the sauce lightly on the flatbread
cut the slice of pepperjack into wedges and distribute evenly
sprinkle shredded cheese lightly around those to cover the sauce
cut the peppers and mushrooms into small bits and distribute evenly
then distribute the cashews, scallops & lobster & the bacon on top
then top with a generous layer of shredded cheese
place in oven on alum foil over a cookie sheet and set timer for 15 min
put 2 beers in the freezer
smoke another bowl
cue up the finale of Weeds, premier of Terra Nova, or your favorite show
enjoy! :toker1:

Warning: be very careful what you touch after handling the habaneros! :nutkick:
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Munchy wrote: Warning: be very careful what you touch after handling the habaneros! :nutkick:
LOL,
Variation
Try roasting the veggies whole until they blister and begin to turn black, around 500 F
Then dice your onion
Split the peppers and remove the seeds and membranes,(all the heat is now in the flesh from the roasting.
This method will add alot of flavor to the veggies, as they don't always get cooked in the pizza's brief time in the oven.
Also there will be less purging of water as mushrooms are infamous for this.

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good idea, thanks! of course i gutted the pepper seeds out before dicing them... but yeh, after cooking, i drained the pizza slices by tilting them over a folded paper towel for a minute to let the juice out, quite similar to how we did it back when i worked at a pizza shop. Image
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Munchy's Chicken Parmesan Pizza

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i started off with a pat of butter in a saucepan
then added a few sliced mushrooms, 1 white & 2 brown
next a 1/2 slice of diced red onion
then i gutted & diced up some kind of big red hot chili pepper,
fresh off the vine from a local garden
also diced up a thin slice of each red, yellow & green bell pepper
and a few mild pepper-chino rings
then a few oz of pulled chicken
and 2 slices of pre-cooked hickory bacon, cut into small pieces
and topped with 6 forkfuls mango & peach salsa
covered and simmered on med-low for10 min

meanwhile i moved a beer from the frig to the freezer ice bucket
& turned the oven on to 360f
and popped a slice of tandori naan (indian flatbread) right in for 3-4 mins
on a foil lined cookie sheet
then added a thin layer of shredded triple cheddar mix
w/vermont white, sharp & mild cheddars
and some parmesan, romano & asiago blend
and then put it back in the oven for a few more mins

used a big spoon with holes in it to drain off the liquid from the saucepan
and then piled it all onto the naan & topped that with some more triple cheddar
slid it back in the oven & turned it up to 420f for about 6 mins
then topped that with a sliced roma tomato, also fresh off my buds' vine
the sprinkled some more triple cheddar on top
and put it back in the oven for about 6 more mins.

i figured i should let it cool off long enough to snap a pic
i was hoping that one pepper was going to be hotter tho..
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Damn! I'd buy a plate of that! :beercheer:
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thanks! i was wondering what to have for dinner...
& i took pics of the whole thing:

raw ingredients
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 350_cr.jpg[/image]

selected ingredients
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 352_cr.jpg[/image]

pre-bake Naan @360f for 4 min
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 356_cr.jpg[/image]

prepared ingredients
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 358_cr.jpg[/image]

melting cannabutter
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 9_cr~0.jpg[/image]

add mushrooms
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 361_cr.jpg[/image]

add onion & peppers
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cover & reduce heat
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sauce it
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stirring occasionally
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add bottom layer of cheese
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 366_cr.jpg[/image]

375f for 2-3 mins
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 367_cr.jpg[/image]

melted 1st layer of cheese
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 369_cr.jpg[/image]

drain veggies
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 370_cr.jpg[/image]

add veggies
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 371_cr.jpg[/image]

add mid-layer of cheese
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 372_cr.jpg[/image]

add Lobster
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 373_cr.jpg[/image]

add bacon
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 374_cr.jpg[/image]

add top layer of cheese, parmesan & black pepper
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 376_cr.jpg[/image]

spray foil over cookie sheet with canola oil
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 378_cr.jpg[/image]
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ready to bake
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 380_cr.jpg[/image]

bake for 12 min @ 420f
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 381_cr.jpg[/image]

put beers in freezer ice bin
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warming up the tv & dvr with a quick bowl
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 391_cr.jpg[/image]

fresh baked Lobster Pizza Image
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 396_cr.jpg[/image]

ready to slice
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 397_cr.jpg[/image]

ready to go upstairs
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... 398_cr.jpg[/image]

Enjoy! :toker1:
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Munchy's BBQ Pork Pizza

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here's another one of my favs,
BBQ Pork Pizza
(chicken may be substituted)

shrooms, red onion, red bell & mild pepper rings
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... BQP01r.jpg[/image]

Naan, Bullseye, bacon & Mexi cheese blend
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP2r.jpg[/image]

pre-melted
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP03.jpg[/image]

veggies added
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP06.jpg[/image]

mid-layer of cheese on veggies
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP07.jpg[/image]

Bullseye & pulled pork
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP04.jpg[/image]

BBQ pulled pork
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP05.jpg[/image]

ready for 420f x 10 min
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP08.jpg[/image]

Munchy's BBQ Pork Pizza
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP09.jpg[/image]

sliced & ready to eat
[image]http://www.myplanetganja.com/gallery/al ... /BQP10.jpg[/image]
btw, be sure to let it cool for a few mins, the sauce gets pretty hot :bonghitter:
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Post by dill786 »

looks delicious, i couldn't eat it though :( unless you got rid of the pig element ;)

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