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Does cotton candy melt in your mouth?

Thats white russian

You smoke sour diesal for a while and other stuff and

then you open your jar of white russian and smell it and your knees start quakeing...

So you roll a small WR joint.

after you just smoked one an hour ago and you still can't find your pants after the bathtub experience.

For taste and high and mellow ness WR is #1 on my list

its thundering outside and i'm anxious to go out and see it and not be typing this.

i lost my connection earlier
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ok I just happen to have an empty bowl and some white russian .

sniffs bud

oops .. puts tv on pause

ok. I've been smoking a joint already and drinking about 7 or 9 beers and working on my deck. and i'm in my stafford essentials.

Opens mason jar. sniffs> aroma overwhelming sweetness.


Ok I break out a couple buds and let them dry out some and aerate. I pick up one and tease it apart.

FrOoTy FLaVoRS overwhelm me with bouquets of aroma's.

My mind goes numb with the fine smoke. Perfect cure.

I tease a few buds apart and I smell a deep rich grape odor bordering on...burley? My Grandpas Redman chewing tobacco pouch when he'd first open it.

I love that smell . white russian is the best . but i'm prejudiced.

so anyway .. puts some in bowl.
mellow mellow mellow mellow.

ok im stoned and this biker movie is kicking cop cars and trying to take their town back and
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Ok this is smoke report for aged White Russian. Stored in freezer in Mason jars.

Opens mason jar .. cold air escapes. vapors vaguely vaporize.

rich aroma of .. sweet tooth??? is that you?.. fruity... something deeper and richer .

a dark rich grape grown to the point of rotting. Cut and aged properly.

Chemo and White Russian go in my 2 and 3 spots for sure.

Smells so fruity and the buzz i mellow.

The buds are not hugh just average but dynamite.
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any one else want to go on an expedition to the inner reaches of the mind?
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Ok I'm going to open a frozen mason jar of White Russian. Hopefully, properly aged .

ok. Takes deep breath. Exhales.

Ok I have to get up and go to the refrigerator.
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twists off ring

puts thumb on lid and it gots pop when it pops off

fruity blueberrys huckleberrys black raspberrys
stawberry jam and leather

y3p i said and leather. a mature wine. I think I'm in love.

wow. white russian is my #1 love

So Chemo makes #2 not for lack of high but for lack of flavor and high.

Don't count chemo out I crossed a nice stout guy and havnt tested the seeds yet.

so whos in third?
Kush? or Sour Cream? or Warlock?

or does Chemo lose its 2nd place?

stay tuned and remember kids!

Remind your parents to buy lots of orange juice.
And kids remember! To look underneath of each empty orange juice bottle you drink for the secrete message.

Don't worry if you don't see it the first time. Keep looking and one day you may be the lucky one.
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So much trimming and so few scissors.

WR X WR the fast flowering male and fast large bud flowering female

Collecting the babies of course.

Smells wonderful . Ok it smelled wonderful when I first cut it for drying. Now it smells a little dry. I have let it set out for couple hours. This morning it was to wet. Only 3rd day of drying. Have to turn it couple times daily still. Two more days might be ready for sweating in a jar.

Puts a plastic bag over bowl of WRXWR for a while to sweat them buds a litle more.
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The WR x WR is just dry enough now for a taste test. Hold your breath.

gets high from the dangerous fumes evaporating from the potency of this bud.

Takes anothe sniff of the high velocity thc wafting from inside the mason jar.

Ok calm down .. relax.

Take deep breath.

readches for jar to sniff again and knocks bong over
oops

uh.. sorry .. uh .. heres your ice cubes ..

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Takes some WR x WR and checks for seeds. Sticks in pipe.

ensures his pistol safety is on

examines perimeter.

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