Warlock

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:44 pm

DO NOT SMOKE WARLOCK

IF YOU ARE NOT EXPERIENCED

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:48 pm

Depth. lots of integrity. Warlock has it all.

You want good cigar depth smoke. Make you go what was that Honey? In front of a fire on a snowy day.

Fido runs up and snuggles cuddley .

Your girlfriend goes, "Honey... you bad bOY!" and wiggles her finger back and forth.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:58 pm

points guitar at Paris

Quit calling me all the time
and no I dont' wont you rmoney heres your 2 million dollars back

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:03 pm

sorry, to put the acrimony into this peaceful sight of love and kindness thread.

Paris Hilton has this thing for me ever since .. .. nothing

I'm not talking to her anymore since she wont return any of my phone calls.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:00 pm

The harvest is drying

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:46 pm

Smoking some rolled joints .. stutters mind is numb

uh .. I have smoked several joints of these today only and before to day also

and ..

i love warlock

uh.

my mind is so busy its difficult to focus completely on the complexity its going to take to answer your question completely sorry i'm so delayed.

secretary, please get that phone for me here's $20.00

Every time I smoke warlock I enjoy it. After several testings.

When you break up the bud...its like hash deep rich smell

Taste is like hash/chocolate

High is wondrous you get the heart racing at first and sit and mellow out a little and smoke some more and you get mellow and thats after 1 joint and 1/8 .

been taste testing it all day. I know its harsh but you have to be thorough with these things.

So I have 7/8 of a joint hanging in my mouth of mind wasting warlock smoke. One of the best buds in the world. Should I smoke it and make some fried salmon ?

or not.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:53 pm

I am closing down things and came across a plant labeled #16 . Since it was ripe and begging to be smoked I looked it up and its.

Warlock but not the originale mom so its its a clone of one of the other girls.

sticky fingers and sticky scissors

smell. umm wonderful undescribable I don't know what to compare it to.

ok second whiff there is a spicy smell light pepper
ok breaks a sticky bud top apart slowly and smells

3 2 drinks a beer 1 go

4 hours later comes back necked dripping in bloody

ok that parts not real but sticky smelly fingertips are

wow sniffs fresh flowers beauty
ok just smelled bud and

fresh lake smell

fresh dead fish like around a lake

ok one last smell and I have to dell with these other buds I took down
hmm salmon

almost forgot to add

the buds are small compacted and weighty

near branching branches tender and break easily

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat May 26, 2012 3:38 pm

I have 1 or 2 Warlocks rejuvenating. I'm moving away from clones. Its expensive to maintain mothers. Its going to be hot. After experimentation to now Seeds are easier and cheaper and cleaner to store. Stick them in a labeled plastic film cannister and toss it between some 2x4s in a hole in the wall.

The "Nazi" from Inglourious bastards appears and says, "NO!" and pretend swats your hand away.

Matronly Smugly, "Not before the Le creme."
*pms.youhavetosoundthatoutwithafrenchfauxaccent.

**Say, "Ahm fwom ten ees see..

** Ok say, it one more time "Ahm fwrom tennn eess fuck you see."

Nazi says, "And oh.. where are your 2 lovely daughters? With which I can threatened to be abused and taken care off by my nazis guards on motorcycles with machine guns. Oh did I tell you that your daughters already are in the hands of my guards behind your house as i invite them in marching boots as a rat jew family quivers beneath the floor boards.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat May 26, 2012 3:46 pm

I don't have any lovely daughters you lunatic and dangerous fool.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat May 26, 2012 3:54 pm

I don't have any lovely daughters you lunatic and dangerous fool.

takes foot off floor board blowing up everyone. end of movie.

the retard in the back of the class finally raises his hand and says, "Why not why the daughter is escaping the enslaughter and viscious murder of her parents crawling way wimpering and covering in slippery blood of her parents .. sexually displays and is seen her pubescent sexual maturity in the curves exposed upwardly and brazenly. Suddenly she farts and it ignites a blast which both blows up the nazis and shoots her to Abilene Texas. NOw thats a movie I want to see.

Ok fine whats that got to do with bud? Patience. Growing is waiting. Looks at watch and it says .. flicks it with finger.. um 4 and 1/2 months .

oh you mean the Warlock relevance... wellll.. I would think thats obvious. Don't smoke Warlock and attempt to type anything intelligent or funny while smoking it.. your a joint marijuana stupefied hippy stoned out of your fucking gourd and should be shot down on sight like the crazed buzzed high evil druggi . gives not just the evil eye but the sideways very evil eye.

Ok just a warning don't smoke Warlock or else you'll end up winning every hand at poker and all your buds will think your cheating and murder and stab you to death and throw your sorry ass in the sewage line over by the city park.