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Since i'm too stoopid to get the information I want using various search engines other than evil google.

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I apologize if Barney Google with the Goo Goo Googly eyes is silently reading this. Wouldn't want to insult him. Anyway.

I can never find any good information on strains. Its always the same old copy cat crap the seed sellers put out.

blah blah blah

so in the future once my dementia sets in I'm going to start trying to record the strains know a guy who has a friend and I slept with his sister and she knew a cousin of hers grew these strains and she got the recipees for me... I mean his diary. I think his name was.. ok i don't remember his name but it would have been a made up name to hide his identity anyway so it doesn't matter.

So this is the warlock thread. I will nonstandardize these as much as possible because every single plant "Eloise" grew was not what they have on the sites now.

If I get shot or assassinated don't send roses. Plant seeds.

Ok Warlock and From the Diary I'm guessing she grew 30 known different strains so far.

Warlock was top 5. I'd list it #3 if you like first smoking it and then suddenly realizing you were just sitting and stareing at blank white wall and seeing all the dimples in the paint pattern the uneven areas.. from 8 feet away on the couch.

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Tastes good. Easy to grow inside. Resistant to mites. Unlike the WHITE RUSSIAN. More clones definitely for further science experiments. This is one of my favorites. At first I thought it just made you dopey. But thats just the lower gears kicking in.

HOpefully, I may be able to try an outdoor on it this year and see how it does outdoors.

Definitely grow some if you can have 3 plants.

I will update as I see how the clones do.

Anyone else grow warlock have tips on it?

I didn't have any problems with it growing other than flowering the clones to early. Still have the mothers. Is it spring yet? :crazy:
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Indica / Sativa
Origins - Skunk x Afghan
Flowering - 55-60 days
Harvest - Late October

Given good indoor light, the plant grows outward almost as much as it grows upward, filling the available space. Growers may have to be ruthless in their pruning of branches or the removal of plants to avoid crowding and maximize the light to the buds, and therefore the yield per square meter. Although Warlock likes to branch, it is not very leafy - those that do show up are medium-sized and easy to manicure. With proper attention to space, Warlock can be grown in any style or any of the usual mediums.

With a raisin-like palate verging on sour candy and a stimulating buzz, this strain is a good choice to replace sweet tobacco as the companion to coffee. A Warlock joint paired with plenty of good java can aid focus, dry up sodden thoughts, and may help relieve attention problems like attention deficit / hyperactive disorder and depression. Warlock won third place in the 1997 High Times Cannabis Cup (bio category) when entered by the Bluebird coffeeshop.
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thats one of them standard pablums they post for advertising bud
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warlock kicked my ass and i love it so im growing more of it.

white russian is temperamental .. needs nurses

sour cream is so easy to clone and so wonderful to smoke like eating cotton candy

I would just grow it alone if i was a quadraplegic and ok im exaggerting

quaadraplegics can grow much

ok they can move they tongue to water the plant

* EDIT: I apologize to all quadraplegics I know it was unkind of me to send you those letters soliciting contributions with a FREE package of rolling papers and instructions on how to roll a joint like the cowboys did while horseback riding. ANY AND ALL CONTRIBUTIONS WILL BE REFUNDED: Send your letter in a box to :

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This has nothing to do with having or not having the ability to roll a joint. Hopefully, you have some nice person will roll it for you and stick it up your ass. er. I mean light that fucker up for you. I was thinking of those enemas i get twice aday uh.. distractions. ...

Since they stuck this tube up inside my penis im kinda lost about ok

im a human being attached to planet earth.

my toes are grasping the carpet of the spinning earth.

so I don't get flinged off..
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im kidding theres no tube up my penis

duh

yet.
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ok yes i have bveen drinking some medicine and a mai tai like

3 ;joints worth.. ok theres still some left

im going for it

run now
so you won't see the awful destruction !!!!
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ih
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um you guys look like your inside a pinprick universe


(.) (.)



ok im a human being on a planet circling a sun

my memory is coming back i
m not from here

i'm being to remember something
ok i forget
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whos sticking your joint up your ass for you messy???

heh
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Post by ben ttech »

ok moon boy!!!
this is important!!!!!

sober the fuck up enough to finish the grow report of your own,
lets see how it contrasts with the diary you found and the cheap answer messy tossed in...


lets see
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