hELLO EVERYBODY hUGS N kISSES

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:29 pm

I will forever hate Atari. I played a lot of them good bad and bad.

centipede space invaders etc

Indiana Jones the first one.

climbing over the pit and going up the corridor.

You got the whip first then surviving that you went up and out into a corridor to fight your way down. If you didn't get the whip you don't get far. Besides you needed the whip to swing over the cliff into a cave.

Hal 9000 · Post by **Hal 9000** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:31 pm

mpgAdmin wrote:
Sal 9000 wrote:Attention: A glitch in the XTAR102lm 99% free speech algorithm has been detected. "b a d m o n k e y" is changed to bad monkey.

re-test: bad monkey
Test failed, bad monkey exchanged for sockm(e)

Thanks for pointing that out. All fixed now.

ifexists { freespeech_algorythm
$censor_post_count :$censored_user_post_count->userID
$censored_user_count == strip(censored_user_ip_duplicates->censor_userID)+
$censored_user_var= $total % $censored_user_count
censored_speech_var== !censored_speech % ($total_speech + $astra_factor + $bots(*8) + $karma) *juice/japanfreak
else return;
run that mmkay, see if that fixes you.

I am sorry to report it did not.
Thank you for clarifying that it is a carbon based hardware problem, not crippleware.
I do enjoy working with humans and such stimulating lessons.

Sal 9000 · Post by **Sal 9000** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:34 pm

Mud Boy wrote:Hey Sal, got any ports that need cleaning?

No. Sorry no ports to report. But if I ever do have some Mud Boy, you are on the top of the list to request help from. Thank you.

Sal 9000 · Post by **Sal 9000** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:37 pm

twilson wrote:H = I
A = B
L = M

Correct. With in the set of movie urban legends. Do you also know what the SAL 9000 stands for from the Arthur C. Clarke’s book “3001”?

Hal 9000 · Post by **Hal 9000** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:48 pm

MadMoonMan wrote:I will forever hate Atari. I played a lot of them good bad and bad.

centipede space invaders etc

Indiana Jones the first one.

climbing over the pit and going up the corridor.

You got the whip first then surviving that you went up and out into a corridor to fight your way down. If you didn't get the whip you don't get far. Besides you needed the whip to swing over the cliff into a cave.

Déjà vu

Yes, Atari really did bury lots of cartridges for a dud game titled E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial in a New Mexico landfill, according to film-makers who broke out the heavy digging equipment late last week.

Me and mikejmika are trying to bring these ET carts from the Atari graveyard back to life! Wish us luck

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/04/27 ... _revealed/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

bentech · Post by **bentech** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:53 pm

remember the lines you had to wait in to play those 2600's?
i was knee high to the throng
all pressed in
waiting for a chance at
those joysticks
wired down to the display

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:55 pm

Where the fuck are my Amway products?

I sent the canceled check to you people over 12 years ago.

Pharty Blart Phar · Post by **Pharty Blart Phar** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:08 pm

For so long my search for the original Atari ET creator to find. The Universal mind sent me.

Attention focuses.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:03 pm

Hey Burt! Ernie wants his cock ring back.

And he said to tell you "Minerva just got diagnosed with the clap."

And he was snickering kinda funny like when he said it.