I went to check my tomatoes today since a storm blew in and I see a plant ... eaten? 3/4 of the plant is eaten.. In ONe DaY.. deer.. right. But oh ok lets check the fishing line around the perimeter. Um ok all connected.. no way a deer would jump a fishing line.
ok so I climb over the fishing lines into the perimter and start looking closer.
I hate (>) (<) tomato worms
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Then I look closer and see this gigantic munster munching my plants like a one man/gal locust. swarm.
Suddenly, I found you guy/gal.
"You ate up one of my tomato plants!" I said angerilly.
The giant caterpillar never said a word.
I couldn't help thinking about how plump mr giant caterpillar was and now I'm short a brandywine.
Suddenly, I found you guy/gal.
"You ate up one of my tomato plants!" I said angerilly.
The giant caterpillar never said a word.
I couldn't help thinking about how plump mr giant caterpillar was and now I'm short a brandywine.
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Worm meet dirt.
You are not worthy of being fertilizer for the plant you just killed.
stabs evil caterpillar and squases it into sticky straw bales then wipes it off into the grass.
I think this guy must have really messed up because his next incarnation looks like a shit fly
on a rhinoceroses ass
ok forget my spelling my brain is not left wired at the moment
and i don't giff a linear response
You are not worthy of being fertilizer for the plant you just killed.
stabs evil caterpillar and squases it into sticky straw bales then wipes it off into the grass.
I think this guy must have really messed up because his next incarnation looks like a shit fly
on a rhinoceroses ass
ok forget my spelling my brain is not left wired at the moment
and i don't giff a linear response
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.
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I hate (>) (<) tomato worms
I had one of these guys once get in my indoor room because I didn't clean/sterilize some tomato planters I reused. The caterpillars were the inch worms and smaller but still 1 can devastate a plant overnight.
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ok fine the Ethical People For Deers of America . Insist I apologize for blaming the deer for the devastastion on my tomato plant. Which this year.. so far they are not to blame because I have an "EXPLETIVE DELETED FISHING LINE STRUNG AROUND THE GARDEN!"
so, calms down.. sue me.
What about the last 3 years where you had full access and sharing.. and you got how many? I got 1 tomato last year. 1 in 3 years.
How can a tomato plant grow a tomato when you deer herds just nibble nibble nibble and eat all the tops and flowers and you leave me one tomato?
I even went so far in one year as to say hey...... its hot its dry.. i gave it to you since I could drive to store and buy some tomatoes.
and your going to sue ME? ha haha !!?? This is how you disregard my kindness?
i'm getting a hunting license this year so there
joking, I would never shoot you guys unless the world apocalypse comes and I have a place to store you.
just quit eating my EXPLETIVE DELETED tomatoes for once!
oh and I haven't brought up the fact the stupid birds ate all my red raspberries. ok i got some but not enough for a pie!
so, calms down.. sue me.
What about the last 3 years where you had full access and sharing.. and you got how many? I got 1 tomato last year. 1 in 3 years.
How can a tomato plant grow a tomato when you deer herds just nibble nibble nibble and eat all the tops and flowers and you leave me one tomato?
I even went so far in one year as to say hey...... its hot its dry.. i gave it to you since I could drive to store and buy some tomatoes.
and your going to sue ME? ha haha !!?? This is how you disregard my kindness?
i'm getting a hunting license this year so there
joking, I would never shoot you guys unless the world apocalypse comes and I have a place to store you.
just quit eating my EXPLETIVE DELETED tomatoes for once!
oh and I haven't brought up the fact the stupid birds ate all my red raspberries. ok i got some but not enough for a pie!
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tomatos grow like weeds around here...
guess the rats mice and squirls dont have a taste for tomato greens
buy some netting for those berry bushes moon...
guess the rats mice and squirls dont have a taste for tomato greens
buy some netting for those berry bushes moon...
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guess whos baaaack.. a second one!!!
I looked but couldn't find it.
took out 1 whole tomato tops off and half off another .
voracious mofos these bastards
I would post a pick of a leafless naked tomato plant but I wouldn't want to offend the ladies.
I looked but couldn't find it.
took out 1 whole tomato tops off and half off another .
voracious mofos these bastards
I would post a pick of a leafless naked tomato plant but I wouldn't want to offend the ladies.
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I hate (>) (<) tomato worms
I rant but I'm for feeding the animals and living environment around me.
I just get mad the tarpans take one or 2 small triangular bites out and ruins the whole tomato.
I do my best to rescue them and all critters.
Pick them up and fly them over to more critter friendly foliage areas.
I once found a family of tarpans a daddy a mommy and a little cute baby.
I try to keep them out of the yard due to the fact of this one time this awful terrible thing happened. Stop reading this or your eyeballs might rot out! Stop Now!
My lawn mower ran over one. Chopped the top of his turtle shell off and left him exposed. I found him later and he was still very much alive but with a big hole in his top shell exposing his skin inside and the ants where already swarming in on him.
I can't remember if I crushed him or not to stop any long term suffering.
I just get mad the tarpans take one or 2 small triangular bites out and ruins the whole tomato.
I do my best to rescue them and all critters.
Pick them up and fly them over to more critter friendly foliage areas.
I once found a family of tarpans a daddy a mommy and a little cute baby.
I try to keep them out of the yard due to the fact of this one time this awful terrible thing happened. Stop reading this or your eyeballs might rot out! Stop Now!
My lawn mower ran over one. Chopped the top of his turtle shell off and left him exposed. I found him later and he was still very much alive but with a big hole in his top shell exposing his skin inside and the ants where already swarming in on him.
I can't remember if I crushed him or not to stop any long term suffering.
Just because I can't spell misanthrope doesn't mean I'm completely stupid.