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thinking about it I think it was 1st grade cause we were learning our ABC's and some fucking asshole stole one of my rubber boots. which my mom had written my name inside with lipstick.

line your boots up at the back along the radiant heaters.

She made me wear a paint dress because I got the hem of my pants wet playing in snow. Had to sit in class with no pants like a girl in a dress.

Ok bad things nuff said I guess.

I learned how to keep my legs together. Hey man even at that innocence age I knew not to give no faggots free upskirt shots.

duh. I didn't need no nurse to tell me my teacher hated boys.

bomb drill evryone goes to closet next to water heater with 1 foot box window for daylight to shine through.

At least she read us Danny Dunn And His Homework Machine.
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Oh and Danny Dunn and His Anti Gravity Paint

There was always 2 things hanging over us 1st and 2nd graders

THE PRINCIPAL HAD A SPANKING MACHINE

We had to go and practice duck and cover in tiny rooms with a tiny window. kids ain't stupid they see a tiny window being told to practice for a nuclear bomb they know that window should not be there. While kneeled and covered looking at tiny 1 foot window opening .. In reality I would run home to try and protect my mom.

fuck these asshole teachers.. If I survive I will take my punishment. and I prepared for the sound of the bomb each time we had to practice.

Thats when I began practicing running home very fast just in case I was ever needed.
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Whats this got to do with heat sink you may ask?

Vapidity. Entropy.

How can you make the connection?

If your a zillionare

surround your grow room on all sides with frozen swimming pools of water.



instead of 1 huge light use 2 x 250 depending on space
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Pulls out rock boring machine

begins drilling into sedimentary rock
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Accidentally drills into government uranium bomb nuclear waste temporary reserve pile disposal area.

NWTRPDA for short.

Consults whether we can do a hit and run and get away with it? No one knows? does John belushi ... shift to left and right scuttles away

Hey man one dead deans white horse whacks out on the floor drill out slowly and quietly as possible.
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check back for any steam leaks

applys super glue

no one was ever here.
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a small bubble gurgles
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just kidding

we have no monsters made of tar lava seeping into through the cracks in my house.

h aa haa hha

ok maybe i do. cause.. I accidentally ordered this truck to dump a load of tar on my driveway and I was posed to smear and shovel it out but i got drunk and drank and bunch of beers and passed out and now im covered in a ;pikle of tar butg with my hands and lol feet stinking ou but its solidified and i'm stuck.
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You need a rag soaked in kerosene.

I know. I once ran the kettle on slag roofing jobs.
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always wanted to learn hot to quarry and cut slate into shingles
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