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Mad Evil Guy: Greedily. "Give it back to me." after having stuck the most powerful universal stone up into a slave girls pussy to stimulate her and it gets sucked up or something.

Again Mad Evil Guy commands pretending to look angry while worried look flashes

"EETS STUCK!"

"What do you mean its stuck? Give it to me?"

"EETS STUCK!"

"give it toooMMe." commands the big cahoona who cammands 2 guards to grab her by arms and legs and begin to shake her up and down.

"GIVE IT! TO COMMANDS THE MAD EVIL GUY"

"i caYant I II IIiit ts stuck!" says the girl with a shakey but high pitched voice.
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twilson wrote:Moon wrote - I asked my friend next to me to help me walk out and he refused.
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There was a bar north of Brewster NY called the Berkshires. Us Connecticut kids would drive there ( where drinking age was 3 years younger than in Connecticut ).

I got a fake id . I'm 17 years old and drinking in the Berkshires with my friends who are also under age. I'm watching the band when all of a sudden my whole field of vision turns red. I turn to my friend and say " I'm going outside cause I m really fucked up".

I get up and walk about 20 feet before falling on my face right across a table filled with people. Drinks go flying. They are cursing at me. I get up and fall on another table. I finally make it outside and I find my friends car and pass out in the back seat. I'm totally relieved. I feel like one of the worst nights of my life is finally over.

I wake up to the sound of somebody pounding on the car and yelling " move your fucking car. You got me blocked in ".
Oh my gawrsh.. wow bud your lucky to be alive?

i ALLWAYS wandered away and got lost.

forgot where the car was parked.

Slept under a lots of bridges
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Got to point I'd tell e veryone if I got lost I find; My own way home don't wait on me.
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Now they find all that acid and mushrooms and philosiphyizing doesn't damage the brain.

Truth is truth

The search for truth is a vision.

goal

How can you know when you have found it?
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Don't trust the government to give you some poppy when you need it. No matter how much they tell you they love and want to protect you from yourself.
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Your leg gets chopped off in a lumbering accident... "Sorry sir your insurance coverage is inadequate. You will have to go to the nearest emergency room in Sosville... 30 miles away. We are not allowed to treat you.

Blood squirting out your leg you hobble back to your car in bewilderment.l

"I knew I should never have bought this standard..." you think

Oh shit man duh if only I had some heroin to shoot into my PAIN RIDDEN leg to take my mind off it I could possibly drive straight and not run over any small animals.

stupid squirrels.. make up your minds which way your going. ...!!!
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tries to roll a joint but all the blood soaks the papers.

pipe.

wheres my pipe?

squirting blood soaks the bic lighter.

IDEA! tourniquet.

mushrooms influenced by mescaline

eternal state horizon
just justness

no boredom no nothing just

eternal state like standing around and there is nothing to do or to be done was done. no thinking just being and there is no hunger or desire to be somewhere else nothing

satisfaction in a frozen landscape
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:rollitiup:
Lrus007 wrote:have grown a little. we could use some rain.
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Looks pretty healthy.
If Muley can scruff along i can too.

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http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/05/ ... e-opioids/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

May not need poppies much longer to make opioids.
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Jesús Malverde wrote:http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/05/ ... e-opioids/

May not need poppies much longer to make opioids.
Yeah I saw that. That is wild. But I'm wondering if it's gonna be a bad copy so that people will prefer the old fashioned dope that comes from poppys.
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