Nominate your favorite alternate site

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:41 am

I vote for Friendship Truth Freedom

Ok I have to admit any bias in my judgeship considering that I just cleaned my sticky fingers from taking down half a *(*( load of Pineapple Express and clean in it now finished in bowls and trim for my Grannys Tincture.

Smoking some of the really GOOD BTW while finishing up

uh.. Woot .. ok boys and girls here is one of my first tested strains to say

\ yes .. top 5 after time testing...

con a sewer this!

World of Seeds AFGHAN KUSH X YUMBOLT

near to chocalate thai stick.

Dried and cured from last years grow.

Taps foot and feels warm feeling in heart.
Remembers he got drums for Christmas present but doen'st know v ery well how to play them.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:53 am

OK I confess.. i lied I didn't get any drums for Christmas. I had to buy them for myself.

but thats not the point!

I still don't know how to play a 5 drum set

i MAY BE AWFUL BUT ITS NICE TO BE ABLE TO PRACTICE AS LOUD AS YOU WANT TO DO IT!

*ok i had a girlfriend one time she was screaming in passion so loud she woke my roomate so i actually have brought women to screaming passions to calm them down.

**Women older than 69 should not text me for sexual meeting. I am not responsible for causing passionate heart attacks.

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MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:03 am

ok i"ve got an idea... just tossing it out there.

when you see some one you suspect to be an "ancient alien" you insert your finger up your .. uh ok no forget that ... you have to stick your hand down inside your pants so overlycumbersome...

Nose. Knows? noo .... to observe... the gays and CIA have that down pat.l

What if I say... my literary device is sound but my luggage is lost on an air africa airline in Indonesia?

**For you little boys and girls out there! Do not stick your middle finger up your ass and rotate on it. That may or may not have been a literary device and not meant to be literal.

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:42 am

ok since that one seems to maybe not be able to swim over how about.

We all wear life fests proclaiming! "I'M A HOMELESS REFRUGEE... CAN I LIVE WITH YOU? pweeze?"

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:45 am

as you float in that empty ocean of despair. wimpering fromm the cold murky deaths beginning to freeze your toes quickly moving upward.

Suddenly your legs don't work no more.

"if you've ever skinny dipped in a cold lake where your leg muscles go rigid and wont move and you have to tread water "your ass" with your arms.

I remember the one thing crossed my young mind at time at sudden fear I might die! "Oh NO! Don't let them find me without my underwear on."

*OK since I'm typing this up now I can comment on it. oops.. im stoned and cant remember what I was going to say. Ok let me try this again. What was the question?

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:51 am

Stands up in center of white cube room

adjusts tie..

ok realizes he don't wear no ties. Saw it on tv one time.

time to pull out the best of the best rubs hands together

You smoke some world of seeds afghan kush x yumbolt and say that again!?

fumbles and cant set down jars or move lids or bong. and lighter back and forth

If I wasn't sitting down I may have toppled over.

And had 2 legs for stability

MadMoonMan · Post by **MadMoonMan** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:20 am

ok got it.. the secrete code word will be. "Do you have any extra urinary tracts to sell?"

And you say , "Sure maybe 7."

Post by **Munchy** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:40 am

maybe they could set up a refugee camp for us

bentech · Post by **bentech** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:47 am

i know some christians who would LOVE to!!!

but
the camp chores there are a real bitch...