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So I got this in my PM box from some spamming cunt who wanted me to click on the link at the end (which I've removed). Did anyone else get something like this?
Jellyfish fiasco: So when I was like 9 I went to this aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall. But then suddenly I just kind of saw these jellyfish without any tentacles floating around in the water and was like “oh cool.” The next day at school, the teacher asked us what we had done over the weekend. Now normally I never raise my hand. But I did this time. I fucking did it this time. The worst possible time. So I raised my hand and everyone was obviously shocked to see my hand up in the air so the teacher said “yes?” and after confirming the fact that she picked me I said “I saw this jelly fish in the aquarium and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.” and then like the classroom just emerged with so much laughter and I had no clue what was going on so I pleaded my friend to explain what was so funny I mean even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING AND I WAS GOING WTF. So eventually my friend explained to me (it literally took 2 hours of convincing) and then ofc I was pretty embarrassed but the thing is the fucking teacher then asked me if she could tell this to the other teachers and that’s the story of how I switched schools read more
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Cunt's name is "Maratcaund".

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:roflmao:

I didn't get one :(

so did you click the link? Was it Jellyfish porn

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that was the same guy i banned, the second i saw a spam pm, but i didn't bother to read it, as i only needed to see that there was a link on it. but i just also emptied his outbox.
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I removed PM permission for newly registered users

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BTW, there is no moral to the story. Here is the original: https://funnystories.tumblr.com/post/14 ... ish-fiasco

Apparently the joke is that he called them "testicles" instead of "tentacles". Maybe coz what he saw was a giant wad of whale semen floating in the aquarium. Besides, I'm the only cunt around here allowed to tell fishy tales.
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theres fish and theres jelly
whats with spam and the ferries
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