Irwin Grows some POT!!

[Irwin the Troll]

HEY EVERYONE!!

I am now ready to grow some POT!

I have a friend that grow's some pot. I cannot tell you her name, so we can just call her B.H.
She's my BFF. I could tell you some stories about her, that would make you laugh.

ANYWHO!!....
I was at her house the other day and she's like "Gosh Darn Irwin!!" {something close to that anyway}
"Grow some pot!!!" ... I told you she was a stitch.

HEY!! Do you guys ever wish that we had Christmas twice a year. WELL I DO ALL THE TIME!!

SOOOOOOOOO!! She gives me a seed for some stuff she called, "Sweet Genetics"
NOW THAT SOUNDS POOOOTENT!!
I gave her a little on the cheek and thanked her.
She also told me that she was moving and would not be around to help me grow the pot.
She said, "You cannot come over anymore Irwin...... I'm moving far away... here's a seed from some sweet genetics, so Gosh Darn IRWIN!! Go grow your own pot."

THE GOOD NEWS IS>>>> I have made some new friends here already. Some real nice lady gave me a cookie, (Don't you just love the interweb!!)

ANYWHO!! I have the seed in a moist warm dark place and I check it every hour to make sure it's ok.

STAY TUNED AND DO NOT CHANGE THE STATION!!
I will keep you guys completely informed on how my pot grows.

[Intrinsic]

Tag.

A cookie hmmmm… was this girl smotty? yanno that cookie she left is on yer ‘puter. It is used to track ya wherever you go now. Aint she a sweetie pie.

[FAGjack]

I have the seed in a moist warm dark place and I check it every hour to make sure it's ok.

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Hi. Ok.

Let me get this right.

There is just one seed?

[Irwin the Troll]

Mamabudz gave me the Cookie. I have not made friends with your friend Smotty yet, but I would bet her cookie is pretty tasty too.

YES!! Mr. FagJACK, I have a seed, and I am going to grow some pot.

It looks like a good one too!!

[Irwin the Troll]

I named it Tiger, because it has little stripes on it.
When the little tail starts to grow out, then it will REALLY look like one.

[FAGjack]

Fucking hell.........

Pics?

[Irwin the Troll]

I can see right away that you are a real pot growing enthusiast.
I took a polaroid, but the picture is grainy.
I wish it had developed better than it did. I REALLY wanted you to see the stripes.

[Hax]

Y'all best hope it ain't a male

[Irwin the Troll]

HEY MR. HAX!!
Nice to see you again.
Thanks for saying hello before

I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a girl.
BH told me it had been demasculated or something like that.

[A Bloke Down The Pub]

Looks like a fine fuzzy seed.

Hope it grows you some nice out of focus dope.